56. Price of Barbie Doll

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A man is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday.

To buy his daughter a present, he drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and asks the saleslady for the latest Barbie dolls that came on the store.

In a condescending manner, the saleslady says, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

The man asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious," she says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."

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