A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect your book titled 'DADDY IS AT HOME?' by Ngozi Okafor?
Boy: No, I want that your hymns book called 'WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?'
Girl: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled 'UNDER THE MANGO TREE' by Chimamanda Adichie.
Boy: Fine, but don't forget to bring 'I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES' while coming to school.
Girlfriend: I will also bring you a new one too titled 'I WON'T LET YOU DOWN' by Chinua Achebe
Then, Farher: Those books are too many, will he read them all?
Girl: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent.
Farher: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled 'I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING' by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled 'IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED' by Wole Soyinka.
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