74. The Italian's Convo

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One day, in Southern United States, a bus stops and two Italian tourists men get on. They sit down and engage in an conversation.

The lady sitting behind then ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when one of the men says the following:

"Emma come first. Then I come. Then two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed sex-obsessed swine!", retorted the lady getting annoyed. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives".

"Hey, coola down lady.." Said the man. "Who talkin' about sexa? I'mma just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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