Jokes: If You Really Wanna Laugh

62. Catch Me if You Can!

There was an overweighted guy who was watching TV.

A commercial came on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week.

So the guy, thinking what the hell, signed up for it.

Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman was standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

As soon as he saw her, she started running. He tried to catch her, but was unable. This continued for a week, at the end of which, the man lost 10 pounds.

After this he tried the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next morning an even more beautiful woman was standing at the door, in similar conditions.

The same happened with her as the first woman, except he almost caught her. This continued for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less.

Excited about this success, he decided to do the master program.

Before signing up, he had to sign a waiver and was warned about the intensity of this plan. Still he signed up.

The next morning, waiting at the door, was a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, "If I catch you, you're mine!"

The man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; he lost 34.