You're Fabulous

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Erwin x Reader
Crack fic
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"Sir, I assure you that you're eyebrows are on fleet today." (y/n) assured the insecure Erwin. "Are you sure? They seem a little....less today." He replied. Less? Why does that even mean? (Y/n) thought to herself. "(Y/n), how do you get your eyebrows so perfect?" He asked. Taken aback by the unusual question (Y/n) only stared at him with a blank stare. "I do them for her. This brat could never do them on her own." A short corporal appeared in a puff of pink sparkly glitter. "Levi, do you think you could do my eyebrows today?" Levi only shook his head. "Your eyebrows cannot be done. They are already fabulous." Then he left in a rainbow sparkle puff. "Erwin, your eyebrows are so fabulous they could kill all the titans. I would never lie to you!" (Y/n) tried to convince him. Erwin couldn't help but smile. "You know what (y/n), you're right. Thank you." He said before leaving.
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I honestly have no idea what I just did. I felt like I needed to update but I had no clue what to do. I don't think this even counts as an Erwin x reader. I just wrote what I thought. So uh, TA DA!
-Ryley
*:.. o(≧▽≦)o ..:*

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