1: Big brother Freddy, please give me (kittylove15fnaf) your hat.
FREDDY: I only had one and I just gave it away.
2: Bonnie, go eat a stupid fucking carrot.
BONNIE: [eats a whole basket of carrots]
3: Chica, LET'S EAT PIZZA.
CHICA: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR PIZZA.
4: Foxy, go eat some delicious frontal lobes.
FOXY: There isn't any humans--
FOXY: wait.. Zacharie come here!
ME: [slides in] Yes, what is it?
FOXY: [bites my frontal lobe]
5: Golden Freddy, go hand out with Mike.
MIKE: nO GOD PLEASE NO. ANYBODY BUT HIM.
GOLDEN FREDDY: WE HAVE TO--
MIKE: NO.
GOLDEN FREDDY: [teleports into the office] MICHAEL JONATHAN SCHMIDT, WE HAVE TO HANG OUT.
MIKE: [whispers] how do you know my middle name
