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1: Foxy, go watch Dance Moms.

FOXY: What?
FOXY: [after watching Dance Moms] I'm confused.

2: Freddy, give me (aldccandyfloss) your hat.

FREDDY: No! Not my precious hat!
FREDDY: [senses that I'm glaring at him] ... [gives Maya (aldccandy) his hat]

3: Chica, get a new prop.

CHICA: ARE YOU TELLING ME TO REPLACE CARL?! [holds up her cupcake]

4: Bonnie, try the drums.

BONNIE: [picks up a drumstick and just drops it on the drum set] A+ drumming skills.

5: Golden Freddy, hang out with Mike.

MIKE: Go away!
GOLDEN FREDDY: But Maya told us to hang out!
MIKE: I don't care!
GOLDEN FREDDY: WE'RE GONNA HANG OUT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
MIKE: NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO. NOOOOOO.

6. Zach, stalk Bonnie.

ME: [looks into the window and watches Bonnie play his guitar] Am I doing this right?

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