Seriously Freddy? SERIOUSLY?!
Freddy: *drunk* My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
...Wow.
Chica: Did he get the Happy Pills?
No, he is drunk.
Chica: Oh...
Freddy: I can teach ya, but I have to charge!
Goldie: *walks in* Hey guys-- AHH! MY EYES!
And that is how Goldie lost his eyes.