Seriously Freddy?!

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Seriously Freddy? SERIOUSLY?!

Freddy: *drunk* My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

...Wow.

Chica: Did he get the Happy Pills?

No, he is drunk.

Chica: Oh...

Freddy: I can teach ya, but I have to charge!

Goldie: *walks in* Hey guys-- AHH! MY EYES!

And that is how Goldie lost his eyes.

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