ME: Toy Freddy, I have a poem for you!
TOY FREDDY: Tell me it.
ME: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you
TOY FREDDY: Aww, thanks--
ME: But the roses are wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
Just like your head
TOY FREDDY: You little shit.
ME: [runs away]
