Springtrap is Here

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SPRINGTRAP: I've just been LOCKED in a FUCKING CLOSET.
SPRINGTRAP: AND SO ARE THE NIGHTMARES, AND PHANTOMS.
SPRINGTRAP: ALL BECAUSE A CERTAIN BITCH [points at me] CANT HANDLE LOTS OF CHARACTERS.
ME: [rips open jacket] YOU WANNA FUCKIN' GO?!
BONNIE: Put your jacket back on.
ME: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!
ME: [lean s over and whisper s to bonnie] But you could be. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BONNIE: Anybody remember when Zacharie had chill??
FREDDY: Wait, they had chill?
CHICA: Since when did they know what chill is?
FOXYT: YAR HAR FIDDLELY DEE, DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
GOLDEN FREDDY: OH.
BONBON (TOY BONNIE): WHO WANTS CANDY?!
ME: [SCREAMS LOUDLY] GIVE ME THE CANDY!
CHICK (TOY CHICA): BITCH, NO. YOU'RE UGLY.
ME: BITCH WHERE
CHICK (TOY CHICA): UNDER ALL THAT MAKEUP.
ME: [USES A MAKEUP WIPE ON MY FACE, NOTHING COMES OFF] BITCH, WHERE?
TOY FREDDY: [CLIMBS ONTO STAGE, SINGS] WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE.. SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING.. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU, NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE--
GOLDEN FREDDY: [KNOCKS TOY FREDDY OUT WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER]

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