Meet The Parents...Oh No

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A/N, you see what I did with the title? Haha, Haha, ha...no?

Phil Meets Your Parents:

You were fixing your hair and makeup. Today Phil was going to meet your parents, and to be honest, you were more afraid then he was. You were wearing a vibrant purple dress, and you curled your hair slightly. When you came out of your house, Phil was standing there in a tux. One look at each other,and you both realized how worried you both were.

"You curled your hair," "You ironed that tux," you each said to each other. "Worried?" He asked. "You have no idea." You told him. He led you to his car and you both drove to your parents.

When you both got to your parents, you walked up to the door and rang the door bell. You rocked back and fourth on your feet. You dad opened the door. Fuck...

"Shnoopy! OH it's so great to see you! How long has it been, two, three years? OH I forgot how adorable you were!" He said, giving you a big hug. "You don't get enough hugs from me anymore." He said. "Well daddy, Maybe if you didn't stop paying attention to me after Becky was born-" "Becky!" Your dad cut you off and ran past you and Phil. (A/N my sisters name is Becky, so first of all, sorry if your name is Becky. And second of all, no! It's not supposed to be Dan's "Becky" okey for all you super fans) "What the heck? Why is Becky here?" You said. Your dad turned from Becky to you.

"Well, She's part of the family to, so me and your mom figured that if we're going to meet your new boyfriend, then Becky Should to." He said. You groaned and dragged Phil into house.

Later...

You and Phil were sitting next to each other at the dinner table across from your mom and dad. Becky of course was sitting at the head of the table, dreamily staring at Phil.

"Soooooo, how long have you two been dating?" Becky asked. "Three months." Phil said happily, having no idea what was going on. "How old are you?" She asked, taking a bite of shrimp. "27." He answered. Becky frowned. "Darn it! Your just as old as Y/N." She said. Phil looked confused. "How old are you?" He asked Becky.

She looked down at her plate. "19." She said grumpy, acting as if she was still five. Phil's eyes widened. "You guys are 8 years apart?!" He asked. "Yep." You said, taking a sip of your water. Becky got up. "I hate shrimp mom. I'm going home, bye." She said leaving.

You couldn't help but giggle at her child like actions. "And She's your favorite?" You said laughing a little. Your mother scowled at you. Then she looked at Phil with her crazy eyes that seem to say, I disapprove of you so you better change my mind. She used to do this to all your boyfriends.

You stared at your dad who was paying no attention to you what so ever. Ah, it's just like my child Hood, you thought. "So Phillip, What's your line of business?" Your mother asked. Phil hesitated for a minute. "Um, you can call me Phil. I um, make YouTube videos. It's not much but, it pays the rent." He said, trying not to be Awkward.

You mom stared at him. "OH...so how do you two plan on living off of two YouTube payments?" She asked. Your eyes widened. "Mom! We're not moving in together!" You said. "OH, Well then why are you here?" She asked irritated. "So you became aware of your daughters boyfriend. Don't get me wrong, I would have been more than happy to never tell you, and if we got married, never invite you." You yelled then stood up. "Cause it's not my fault you could care less about my life! I mean I thought you would have at least said, 'Hey sweet heart! OH who's this?' Or Maybe something you've never told me like, OH, I don't know, Maybe 'I love you'?!" You yelled.

Your mother stared at you. "You know how hard it was to take care of such an ignorant, ungrateful girl?!" She yelled at you. "No, so tell me, do you? Cause it couldn't have been me, cause I'M just the wallpaper mom! You only notice me when There's nothing else to notice!" You screamed in her face, and before she could say anything else, you grabbed Phil's arm and dragged him out the door and into the car. That Night you both left without saying goodbye.

You couldn't be happier.

Dan Meets Your Parents:

You and Dan were waiting at his apartment for your parents to showed up. Phil and P/G/N were out on a date tonight. Dan was wearing his nicest clothes and you were wearing a black dress with black boots and black eyeliner with black eye shadow. You felt very dark today.

You set the table and just as you placed a fork down (not near your mother) the buzzer rang. Dan ran to the door and you ran to him. He turned to you, and you noticed he was sweating. You took a napkin and wiped his face then nodded, allowing him to open the door. He swung open the door to reveal your parents.

"Why Hello! OH! You must be Dan! Oh, you look like such a sweet boy! I hope you are as I think. But I highly doubt you wouldn't be." Your mother said in an extremely Well hidden sarcastic voice, giving Dan a hug. Dan smiled, having no idea that she knew he wouldn't meet her expectations.

Your dad looked Dan up and down, then smiled. "Well my boy, you've won me over. You athletic?" He asked. Dan shook his head. "No sir. Not quite capable of such things." He said. He was clearly nervous around your dad. You could tell cause he was using clear proper lad.

You gestured for them to come to the table. Your mother looked around the place. "Why Dan, what a *wipes finger across coffee table checking for dust* humble home you have." She said, then glancing at her finger while secretly looking disgusted. She rubbed her pointer finger and thumb together, wiping off the dust, then turning to you.

"So Y/N, tell me," she started, then sat down at the dinner table, "how did you meet such an interesting lad?" She asked. Dan smiled and sat down across from her, then your father sitting next for her. You went to the stove and took out clam chowder that you worked very hard on.

"Well, um, we met at the park. I was sitting alone, you know, looking at the scenery. And Dan came up and told me how beautiful I was and when he was about to leave, I offered him for, um...coffee." you said nervously, setting the clam chowder down on the table.

Your mom stared at it as you sat down. "Clam chowder? You made clam chowder? You've never made anything out of the range of grilled cheese and tomato soup." She said shocked.

"Well, ya know. I felt like treating you, for some odd reason. I don't know, Maybe I was feeling sick when I though about it." You said, jokingly, putting your hand on your forehead as if you were about to faint.

Your mother and father laughed. "OH Y/N Y/L/N, aren't you just...sweet." your father said, serving himself to the clam chowder.

The rest of the Night was fun. Probably your first good memory with your parents. Your mom did end up liking Dan, as Well as your father. And for once, you and your mother acted like you truly loved each other.

That Night...was perfect

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