A/N I hope you all die internally laughing
Phil's ruining:
(A/N, Remember those two girls you met in the first chapter? Well, I brought em back!)Casey_Undercover: congratulations!
Y/N.is.awkward: thanks Cas
DinosaurLayl: ugh, I'm so jealous of you! How is Phil?
Y/N.is.awkward: he's great, he says he has something special planned
Casey_Undercover: *wiggles eyebrows*
Y/N.is.awkward: oh stop, you're so weird 😜
Casey_Undercover: thanks fam
Y/N.is.awkward: I gotta go, he's at my door, ttyl!
DinosaurLayl: ttyl babe!
Casey_Undercover: okay *wiggles eyebrows again*
DinosaurLayl: Casey!You rolled you're eyes, chuckling a bit, and turned off your phone, shoving it in you're pocket, running as fast as you could you to you're door. When you opened the door, you saw Phil wearing a T-shirt with you on it, just like the one Layla was wearing at the Con when you met.
"Greetings m'lady, may I escort you to dinner?" He said, sounding extremely British, while bowing, gesturing for you to come with him.
You giggled, "Oh why gent, how...ugh..gentlementling of you."
You both laughed at you're failure of words. After almost falling to the ground, he held open the car door for you as you got in. You thanked him before making sure you're dress was completely in the door, and just like that, slam!
You couldn't bare it. The dress you're mother was actually kind enough to lend you was snuck in the door. You sat there in horror as Phil stood outside just staring at it wide eyed. He couldn't speak, nor, do anything actually.
His regretful gaze slowly made contact with yours. Then, he snapped out of it, and opened the car door quickly, but not fast enough for you're brain to stop working. Before he could, you snagged the dress from the door, creating a huge rip.
Your mother was going to murder you.
Phil pushed you're dress in then got in the car with you after carefully closing the door. He turned to you and quietly apologized. He knew you're mother wouldn't be kind when acknowledging the rip. Phil started the car and drove to the restaurant...or, at least it had seemed.
Eventually you realized you were very close to you're families neighborhood. Then you're families house. And before you could tell him to turn the car around, you were pulling into the driveway.
"You hate me don't you. This is you're murder plan isn't it." You said in fear of you're mothers hand making contact with you're face, leaving a sting. A feeling you knew to well.
"I figured maybe she might go slightly easy on you if I was there..we don't have to tell her I did it nor that you did. We can just say we 'discovered' the rip." He said, looking at you hopefully.
You looked up at the huge house draped in old Christmas lights. You presumed the decorator was unavailable to fix the late season disaster. Then you looked back at Phil and nodded, though on the inside, you were completely disagreeing.
Your hand shook slightly as it confronted the big door. Taking a deep breath, your had made contact with the door, and almost immediately, you saw Maria, you're families nanny open it, greeting you and Phil. She meekly called for your mother, telling you two to come inside as you're mother came downstairs.
"Oh, Y/N, what a surprise, what do you- OH MY WORD, MY DRESS!!" She yelled, running downstairs to the dresses aid. She then glared at you, clearly upset. "What did you do young lady?" She said, calming down in the middle of her sentence noticing Phil.
"I um.." You started then looked at Phil, who gestured for you to go on with the plan. "We found it-"
"SHE TORE IT BY SNAGGING IT OUT OF THE DOOR AFTER I CLOSED IT TO FAST! WE RIPPED IT! WE SHAMBLED IT! WE RUINED IT! ITS OUR FAULT!" Phil yelled, then quickly covering his mouth.
You're mother glared at you as if ready to kill you. She then snapped at Maria, and Maria came quickly with a sewing kit, and started patching the dress. She then smiled at you, completely changing from death threat to pleased to see you.
"So I suppose today makes one year?" She asked. You looked at Phil and smiled, he then gently grabbed your hand as you both replied with a nod.
Your mother smiled bigger and kissed you in the cheek. Then looked at Phil. she begun to say as Maria sewed your dress, that she had watched some of his videos, and apologized from the last time they saw each other. You remained expressionless. That was the first time your mother showed any sign of kindness to you.
After they were finished, you that med them and left with Phil. When you got in the car this time you were both very careful.
After an hour of driving you both arrived at Starbucks. Where he had asked you to be his girlfriend..
But of course, it couldn't end there...but in our story...
It can.
Dan's ruining:
You were at Dan's flat in his kitchen making some creepy pasta pasta. Some Panic! At the Disco was playing and you were somewhat dancing to it when all the sudden, you felt a pair of big arms go around you're waist as a pair of lips kissed your cheek.
"I love you." Said the voice from behind. You turned down the burner and turned around to see Dan. You giggled slightly and pecked his lips.
"I love you too." You said. He took his arms off and went to grabs some plates. You had the great idea to try and touch the back of his neck. You got close then he quickly turned and bam!
Everything went dark...
Bout two hours later...
You woke up slowly and found yourself on the couch with a huge headache.
"Oh darling, you're awake!" Said Y/BF/N (your best friends name).
"What happened?" Asked, going to rub your head but realizing there was a warm towel on it.
"Well, apparently Dan hit you on the forehead with a plate pretty good, and knocked you out. He called me since I know what I'm doing." She said.
You suddenly felt a huge pain in you're arm. It stung, causing you to cry a little.
"Oh, and you're pasta fell on your arm as well. It may burn"
"You think?" You remarked, wincing. Just then Dan came through the door with a new towel. When he saw you were awake he came running to your aid.
"Y/N! Are you okay? I'm so sorry! I ruined everything." He said, then kissing your face a lot.
"Baby, baby, I'm fine.." You told him, laughing a bit at his cute concern. Your friend came over and replaced your towel on your head, making sure it wasn't soaked in warm water.
The rest of the night was like that on repay almost pretty much. You and Dan never had dinner. But you both ended up playing card games. You beating him every time. But that night he didn't seem to care like usual. He just smiled pretty much...
As if just thankful to see you alive..
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