This chapter is brought to you by the only thing chibi Romano studied as a child. Talking shit at Spain. XD
Oh, yes! The first What Not to Do if You Meet ____. I might shorten it to WNTDIYM ____.
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1.) Don't encourage him to take "how to talk shit" lessons by Romano.
2.) Don't make him curious of where babies come from.
3.) If you do, make him ask Germany and France.
4.) Bonus points if he asks for a demonstration.
5.) Don't give him some of Japan's "special manga."
6.) Even if his reaction is hilarious.
7.) Don't sell all his cats to Greece.
8.) Don't tell him to bother Austria until he gives him pasta.
9.) Don't make him open his eyes.
10.) Or else the world will end.
11.) Don't tell him pasta and pizza has been banned forever.
12.) He'll go crying to Germany, and Germany will most likely get mad at you.
13.) That's not good.
14.) Don't tell him that his dream of becoming a tomato box fairy will never come true.
15.) Don't teach him the game "Ludwig Says" based on the game "Simon Says."
16.) Don't play it during a world meeting.
17.) Don't wake him up with the song "Alone" by Falling In Reverse.
18.) Don't teach him to imitate Spongebob's laugh.
19.) Don't tell him that England is hiding under his bed.
20.) Also don't tell him that Russia is hiding in his closet.
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