This chapter is brought to you by this terrifying picture that is going to scar me for life. (Don't show him this and ask what the hell he was smoking.)
1.) Don't tell him you love him more than the Japanese love tentacle porn.
2.) Don't force him to play Seven Minutes In Heaven with (person you ship him with).
3.) Don't hug him.
4.) Don't grab his hand.
5.) Don't play with his hair.
6.) Don't tug on his clothes.
7.) Don't touch him.
8.) Don't breathe on him.
9.) Don't look at him.
10.) Don't blink in his direction.
11.) Don't even be twenty feet around him.
12.) Sorry, I kinda exaggerated this.
13.) I regret nothing.
14.) Don't tell him vocaloid sucks balls.
15.) Don't tell him what kind of balls they are.
16.) Don't "accidentally" discover his self-insert dirty manga.
17.) Don't bug him for a yo-kai watch.
18.) Don't murder him and then summon him with the yo-kai watch.
19.) He will come back as an adorable neko.
20.) Wait, on second thought, DO do this.
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These are really fun to make. XD
Oh well, time to get back to writing actual crack.
Maybe.
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