The Official Crack Book of Hetalia!

It's getting hot in here

This chapter is brought to you by this steampunk Hetalia AU. ((Who else is in love with the style steampunk?))

Minnesota: holy fuck why is it so hot here???

America: *has shades on* 'CAUSE WE'RE IN CALI BRUH

Quezon: *sings* it's getting hot in here, so take off *normal voice* just your sweatshirt. *takes off sweater with a straight face*

Caesar: *internally cries*

Minnesota: ugh, I am seriously not used to this... that's it! I'm taking my sweater off!

England: *bursts in* PROSTITUTE!!

Minnesota: but... why would you say that, uncle Iggy... ;^;

England: dear queen Elizabeth the one millionth don't call me that.

Minnesota: CAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN!! NOW I'M LYING ON THE COLD, HARD GROUND. *inhuman screech* *inhuman screech again* TROUBLE, TROUBLE, TROUBLE!!!

Quezon: okay, who gave MN crack again?

*everybody turns to look at Prussia (who is hiding in the background)*

Prussia:

Prussia:

Prussia:

Prussia: *slowly raises hand*

-Later-

America: HEY EVERYPONY COME LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SELFIE I TOOK!!

Poland: *faint voice in the background* MAH LIL PONY, MAH LIL PONY.

Caesar: *takes his phone to look at his selfie*

Caesar: EUUGG! why is this so hot?!

(('Euugg' XD I cracked up laughing... or should I say... CRACKER-ED UP??))

America: because it's too sexy for you.

Caesar:

Caesar:

Caesar:

Caesar: oh. OH! No, I mean like, it burns.

America: yeah, it burns your eyes because it's too sexy for you.

Caesar: um

Caesar: ...fuck you, America.

America: *does that one laugh of his*

Minnesota: SKREW IT. FUCK IT ALL. I'M GOING BACK TO MY STATE, BITCHES. I CANNOT TAKE THIS HEAT.

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Okay, honestly, I have no idea what this is.

Guess where the ground is full of snow.

Here in southwest Minnesota.

Anywhore, very late update, I know, I know.