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Romano: when I was nine, I discovered Shrek.
Romano: I had all the merchandise, everything.
Romano: and every night, I would pray to Shrek.
Romano: "Shrek is love," I say.
Romano: "Shrek is life," I say.
Romano: Spain comes in and calls me a faggot.
Romano: I call him a bastard.
Romano: he smacks me.
Romano: I am lying on the bed, crying now.
Romano: suddenly, a warmth fills the room.
Romano: it is Shrek!
Romano: I am so happy.
Romano: my body is ready.
Romano: I want to please Shrek.
Romano: Spain walks in on Shrek and I.
Romano: Shrek says "it's all ogre now."
Romano: Shrek flies out my window.
Romano: it's not ogre.
Romano: it's never ogre.
Italy: AND THAT'S HOW I WAS BORN!
Germany: what.
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This is my favorite chapter from @Maurieller's Hetalia Chat Room.
That book is absolutely hilarious. XD
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