Who We Are (A 1D Fanfic) *ON HOLD*

Chapter 2: Kidnapped, 1D and Moving

Chapter 2: Kidnapped, 1D and Moving

Vanessa's P.O.V.

I dreamed of unicorns eating Nutella but then reality ruined my life. Lol, a One Direction reference. Ok, Vanessa FOCUS! You just got kidnapped and the 4 guys and...The old lady...?.... might rape you.

"Alex? Alex?! ALEX GET UP!!!" She shot up, screaming, "NO MOM, I DIDN'T RAPE BOB!" Causing the 4 dudes and...The old lady to stare at us as if we were crazy.

"Al, this is a cereal matter!" i hissed and then it started.

She shot up going all kick ass ninja on them, and in the end she ended up knocking out the hippie and her drunken dude. I used my skills from karate lessons to beat up the fat dude and one of the old man. I and Alex decided to both knock out the old lady as nice as possible. I was kind of out of breath and my body was aching but Alex on the other hand seemed perfectly fine!

"STOP!" said the old lady in a very deep voice that could've been mistaken for a dude. Me and Alex then stopped in our positions and stared intensely at the lady speaking at us. "We're One Direction." said the lady who sounded precisely British. I stared at the rest at the boys and knew that it was a trick.

"How do you expect us to believe that nonsense?!? You’re too old to be them! And look at them clothes? Guuurl, you have gotta change and wear some-"

I elbowed Alex lightly to shut her up. She looked at me like I was crazy to believe them. But, i don't know why, but i felt as if they are One Direction. It's like a sixth sense and...woah I sound a bit mental now. But what if I am. Nutella. Wait, what, when did Nutella come into this situation.

Then Alex clicked her fingers in my face. "Hellooo? Van, are you okay? These Jimmy Savile impersonators have kidnapped us!" she said staring harshly at the 5 people. I hated it when Alex called me Van. It sounds so...boyish? I mean seriously Van? Why can't it be Vanessi or V? -VAN VHUT YU DOYIN MAN? - Snap out of it Vanessa!

I looked around in the van. It looked clean and appropriate. I’m sure they wouldn't want to rape us...Forget I said that. I then saw the 4 lads slowly gaining conscious. The lady seemed to be nervous and muttered "I knew we shouldn't have done this..."

"Well you fudging shouldn't have done this because I am going to kick yo ass down if you give me a damn explanation ole lady!" shouted Alex who must have heard what the lady said.

"So you’re the crazy one," said the drunken man who now looked sober and had a strong Irish accent.

Alex was about to throw in another punch but i managed to stop her by holding her fist. Dayum! I felt that power and strength in the punch as it collided in my palm. Alex gave a glare.

"Since you all recovered a bit, why don't you pedos explain yourself." I said as calmly as I can.

"I think she's the mature one..." whispered the fat man to the hippie dude. Alex cleared her throat to show clearly we were waiting for an explanation.

"Well, like I said, we are One Direction." said the old lady. We still looked at the 5 strangers strangely :D Then the old lady sat us down on a seat which was surprisingly comfy. The 5 pedos stood straight in a line. And said exactly,

"Hi, We Are One Direction."

OMFG! It sounded exactly like THE One Direction! LIKE ASDFGHJKL I FEEL FEELS! IT SOUNDED EXACT LIKE EXACTLY EXACT! FANGIIIRL...wait...they might be impersonators...good thinking Van...I mean Vanessa...i mean....nothing....urgh! STUPID HEAD!

Alex and I got up and stared at the 5 weirdo's. Then they took their top off at the same time. Our eyes widened. Then they pulled their trousers down. At this time our mouths were a size of an O. They wore clothes underneath. Then they ripped of a mask from their face. I and Alex then both covered our eyes hoping this was a dream.