STORY TIME!!!

Mel The Sphinx Cat

THERE ONCE WAS A SPHINX CAT NAMED MEL

MEL THE SPHINX CAT WAS SUPA PRETTY AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, DAYUM MEL U BE LOOKIN GOOOOD

AND THEN MEL WAS LIKE, -flips baldness- I KNOW

ONE DAY MEL THE HAIRLESS CAT WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH HIS DANK SUNGLASSES N STUFF WHEN HE RAN INTO DAPH THE FAB PERSIAN CAT

AND MEL THE HAIRLESS CAT WAS LIKE MOVE TF OUTTA MAH WAY

BUT DAPH THE PERSIAN CAT WAS LIKE WHO DO U THINK U R

AND MEL THE HAIRLESS CAT WAS LIKE, IM MEL, THE PRETTIEST CAT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

AND DAPH WAS LIKE IDC IM PRETTIER

AND MEL WAS LIKE OH ITS ON SOMEONE HOLD MY GUCCI BAG

AND THEN THE TWO FAB CATS GOT INTO A FIGHT AND EVERYONE WAS CROWDED AROUND THEM AND THEY WERE LIKE, DANG ITS GOING DOOWWWNNN

AND THEN MEL AND DAPH WERE LIKE SCRATCHIN EACH OTHER N STOOF AND EVERYONE AROUND THEM WERE LIKE FRICKIN YEAAA

AND JUST AS DAPH WAS GOING TO FINISH OFF THE HAIRLESS CRAP SHE WAS LIKE, wait a minute are you wearing the new Justin bieber perfume?

And then Mel was like omg I am its my new fave perfume Eva it's so g8

And soon enough hey weren't fighting anymore instead they were fangirling over the new bieba perfume

And so now the crowd was gone and it was only them and Mel was like, "OMG were BESTIES now"

And DAPH was like TOTALLY and they hugged and laughed but then DAPH was like jk and spit a HAIRBALL at Mel and he died at the end.

This was not me. So this story was by um @-Lost-Monster- XD XD