Did I Ever Tell You...

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by ArieleA

by ArieleA

This chapter is going to be filled with a bunch of short stories-ish and a bunch of jokes that some of my friends will understand

1) S*** next to Ariele?

I walk into math class and take a seat in the back since we have a sub and DillenChan is all like

DillenChan: Yay I get to sit next to Ariele

My friend Sapphire heard differently

Sapphire: Did you say s*** next to Ariele?

Dillen: What no! I said sit next to Ariele

Me: Yeah why would Dillen want to take a crap in class?

2) Paperwork

"I HAVE PAPERWORK TOO YOU KNOW!"

Dillen: Mmhm 'Paperwork'

3) Baseballs

Do you like baseballs
I leik baseballs
Go to b****** baseballs

4) Don't tick me off

Out of all of my friends that go to my school, my school, I'm the scariest when I get mad. Once I socked a guy in the gut!