STORY TIME!!!

Tyler Or Something IDK

THERE ONCE WAS A COCKROACH NAMED... TYLER OR SOMETHING IDK.

SO ONE DAY, TYLER OR SOMETHING IDK WAS WALKING DOWN THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD TO VISIT OZ SO HE COULD BE A WIZARD FAIRY NAMED MAGICAL TYLER IS AWESOME.

WHILE HE WAS WALKING HE CAME ACROSS A UGLY ASS GURL WITH BRAIDS AND FRECKLES WITH AN UGLY ASS DOG AND TYLER OR SOMETHING IDK WAS LIKE, HIDEOUS BICH GET OUT.

AND THEN THE UGLY ASS GURL WAS LAIK, NO WAY YOU PUGENT THONG I NEED TO GO TO TEH WIZARD OZ OR YEAH.

BUT THEN TYLER OR SOMETHING IDK WAS LIKE OH BICH ITS ON AND THEN HE CRAWLES IN HER DRESS WHICH MADE HER THROW UP AND TYLER OR SOMETHING IDK GAVE BIRTH TO BABIES IN HER ARMPIT HAIRS.

THEN THE UGLY ASS GURL WAS LIKE, IM PREGNANT! BUT TYLER OR SOMETHING IDK WAS STILL IN HER BODY AND GAVE BIRTH TO MOAR COCKROACH BABIES IN HER NOSTRILS AND MOUTH.

WHEN SHE OPENED HER MOUTH A UGLY ASS MOTH FLEW OUT AND THE UGLY ASS GIRL TURNED INTO A BOOTIFUL, SMEXY LADEH, BUT THE COCKROACH BABIES WERE STILL IN HER ARMPITS AND NOSTRILS.

THEN TYLER OR SOMETHING IDK LEFT HER TO DIE WITH THE COCKROACH BABIES AND WENT TO TEH WIZARD.

TYLER OR SOMETHING IDK WAS LIKE, OH MIGHTY WIZARD I WANT TO BE A MAGICAL FAIR- BUT THEN TYLER OR SOMETHING IDK GOT SQUISHED BY THE WIZARD'S BIG ASS BUTT.

THE END.

By: _LostGirlCrow_