STORY TIME!!!

Raining Yellow?!?

Okay, so this story JUST recently took place (At the time I'm writing this 4•19•16). So I'm teaching kids at Karate, and my friend Brendan says this.

Brendan: -Raining money hand gesture- It's raining yellow.

Me:.... What?!

Brendan: You don't get the joke do you?

Me: No.

Brendan: It's raining pee. -Points to wall where there are yellow mats handing on it- That's a pee waterfall. -Points to yellow mat in the center surrounded by blue mats- That's a pre lake...

Me: -Points to Yellow mats hanging on the wall- Yeah, so that's the pee waterfall -Points to Yellow in the center of the floor- That's the pee lake, -Points to two small yellow mats on the floor in the front of room- That's the pee pond, -Points to random lengthy yellow mat in the floor- and that's the pee river.

Brendan: No wait... Yeah, That's the pee lake, the pee water fall, the pee pond, and that's the pee river.

Me: -Points to random yellow belt hanging on dummy- Oh, and the pee snake.

Brendan: Too bad we don't have a pee ceiling. Imagine if I just take a big bucket of pain and them -Makes weird splashing noise-

Me: Yeah, but then it would be really be raining yellow, since the paint will be dripping.

Brendan: Yeah, I know. -Points to Yellow Belts- They all have pee snakes around them... That sounded really wrong.

Me: -Laughs a little and sighs- What are we doing with out life...

Brendan: Throwing around a joke, that's all.

There were a group of four yellow belts, and the rest were in another group.

Me: You're getting those kids -Points to group of 4-

Brendan: No, you get them, I want the solid pee snakes.

Me: Okaaaay then?

Then the rest of class proceeded