Don't mind the title...
Okay. First things first: My friend needs mental help.
She sent me a photo of Prussia With the caption:
" loOK AT THIS MAJESTIC ASS MOTHERFUCKER HOLY SHIT ID FUCK DIS BITCH IN A FUCKING HEART BEAT YA FEEL ME"
Then went on a 6 paragraph long rant on perfect he is.
Then she sent me the media above with NO caption or explanation whatsoever
THEN she sent me... This:
"I W A N N A F U C K M A R I O"
Last but not least she sent me 46 Photoshoped photos of Denmark with a really small body, a really big head, dots for eyes, no nose, a 6 mouths double the size of his body, and rabbit ears.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Second of all, WE RAN OUTTA TEA
Finally, my other friend texted me saying something along the lines of him wanting to stick a butter churn up garnets ass.
I need new friends because WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK
