Felicidae's strange train of thought

What even is this

I'm-

I'm bored

Maxwell: YA GET AN AXE, GET TO CHOP DOWN TREES, YOU GET A FUCKIN CHESTER, IT'LL HOLD YOUR SHIT, DEAL WITH IT, YA TWAT

Wilson: IM GONNA FÜCKIN PUT MAH DICK IN THE CHESTER

How high are they? The world may never know...