Y'all can do it of ya want idk care
List twelve of your favorite characters from Hetalia, in no particular order.
1. N. Italy
2. Wy
3. Denmark
4. Finland
5. Canada
6. Hungary
7. Belarus
8. Sealand
9. S. Italy (Romano)
10. England (don't fucking lie we're all attracted to them thick fucking eyebrows)
11. Russia
12. Prussia
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I think last week
"One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.
So, Italy is with Belarus, she runs off with Romano (*shARP INHALE* THATS GOTTA STING) So Italy has a one night stand with England, then Prussia. Then he Takes the advice of Canada, and... Becomes a pedo and gets together with Wy?
What the fuck.
What title would you give this fic?
"How the "straight" Italian lost his girlfriend to his brother, then fucks everyone, then becomes a pedo because someone told him to."
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Sealand and Belarus? Mostly concerned because sealand is a child and Belarus a very angry Belarusian. (Although that probably would build some kick ass cardboard forts thou because Belarus like cardboard)
What would you think if you found Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
I'f I found out that Canada was one of the above, I'd be half happy/surprised. (Although I am Canadian so I'd still related to them either way,I'd still be rlly cool to related to them directly )
How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Me: Russia, sealand, how fucking high are you guys? NO PEDO RUSSIA
Russia: omg no
How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
If Wy dissed me like that... Tbh, I'd act like it didn't do jack shit, but being dissed by a country older than you but looks your net than you would kill me inside
If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you do?
Denmark and Romano in bed together? Well...
Me: *scREECHES* WHAT IS THIS
Me: WHAT IS THIS
What would you say if you found out that Twelve was a rapist?
If Prussia was a rapist, first of all, I'd call the police, because that is not okay, then probably phone Germany and be like "yo your brother is a rapist you might wanna get him checked out" then slAP THE SHIT OUTTA PRUSSIA
You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
If that happened and England was rummaging though my shit? I'd probably just throw him out, cry, then apologize, then cry more.
What would you think if Two was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If Two is already emo and slits his/her wrists already, what would you think if they became the most optimistic person in the world?
If Wy was emo? Oh god, I honestly don't know what I'd do/think
What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?
If Finland gave me a daisy, probably hug the shit outta him, smol cinnamon bun
Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
"Hey there buddy chum pal friend chum pal chum buddy home boy amigo chum chummie bud friend I don't mean to be rude my home slice bread slice but if you're don't put that diddly darn brush back then I'll have to didilly darn snap your neck."
Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Mind: *blank*
Me: GUYS
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS
Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?
Wy and Russia are my teachers? Probably scream. Loud.
