How μ's will break up with their BF (if they were str8t lel)
Eli- Okay, babe, come here, just come here, Remeber the day I asked you out?Emm.. Well I was asking the guy behind you..
Nozomi- Yeah let's break up, why? Well you refused to walk around half naked.
Hanayo- You called me fat, FAT! I prefer chubby but cheese and crackers we are done!
Rin- I think Im gonna move far away for 500 years? Why cause uhmm.. lookie over there! *travel far away*
Honoka- Okay but listen, Tsubasa-san and I looked at eachother in 2 secs and there were electricity and shiz, so I am breakin up with ya
Kotori- I cannot believe that you brought a BENCH BAG! This is- This is a GUCCI desginer house only. Get out
Umi- I can't even, I mean how can you name me "Umi-Lovely" on your phone! It's shameless we are over
Maki- okay we are breaking up, why? LOOK AT ME! I cant go around with someone looking like you, sorry. No Im not
Nico- You dont like my singing, my rapping, my dancing, my cooking? Well The number idol doesent need this type of treatment, so go away.
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