*Texting your Teacher*
=Hanayo=
You: Uhm Hello is this Ms. Koizumi
Hana: I TOLD YOU THAT I WON THAT RICE EATING CINTEST FAIR AND SQUARE
You: Ms. Koizumi, it's your student...
Hana:....Oh...Well what do you need?
=Rin=
Rin: sorry for intruding but may I ask a question?
You: Uh sure what is it?
Rin: May I ask you if you have a load for Vodafone?
You: Why do you have a simcard from the states?
Rin: I dont even know tbh.
=Maki=
You: Ms. Nishikino
Maki: Yes?
You: Uh I already passed my folder on your desk
Maki: Alright.
You:...So bye?
Maki: i dont like that type of tone.
You: We are talking on-
Maki: Essay about the world war 2 and about the birth of Albert Einstein
You: YOU'RE A MUSIC TEACHER!
Maki: Well you btter go Do Re Mi Fa So La ti Do do it or else.
Maki: I'll teach you how to do a highnote.
You: What?
Maki: You'll have to use my name tho
You: (Put you answer here)
=Umi=
Umi: Ms. Y/N, Assign to your classmates that Test will be 30 paragraph long.
Umi: and 5 essay about How, When, Why, Who, What are the benefits of execrcise, 10 paragraphs
Umi: Also you have to do a 30 lap jog tommorow.
You: Ms. Sonada ITS VACATION!
You: YOU ARENT EVEN OUR TEACHERN
Umi: You yellin? Alright then expect an arrow at your window tonight.
=Kotori=
You: Ms. Minami are you sure it's okay?
Kotori: Of course Ms. Y/N
You: It still feels weird for you to kidnap that alpaca
Kotori: It isnt Kidnap.
You: You dragged it onto your car while it was screaming for help!
=Honoka=
You: Ms. Honoka, is there school today?
Honoka: Dont go to school today.
You: Huh? Did the school announced it?
Honoka: Huwat? No. I'm just lazy to teach you guys 2day.
Honoka: Thats why dont go to school.
=Nozomi=
Nozomi: Ms. Y/N!
You: Yes Ms. Tojo?
Nozomi: What do you think would Eli like?
Nozomi: Besides me.
You: Ms. Tojo please!
Nozomi: It's our Anniversary Tommorow.
Nozomi: And Im giving her more than my Parfrait.
You: Idek anymore.
=Eli=
You: Ms. Ayase
Eli: What?
You: Can I please have my chocolate back?
Eli: No! I confiscated it since you were eating in class!
You: I wasnt eating in class!
You: I was listening to your discussions
You: Till you went to my back pocket and stole chocolate.
You: Then you ran away.
Eli: I see no evidence.
You: You are currently hiding your under desk, we can see you texting me.
=Nico=
You: Oh Hi!
You: You must be our new classmate!
You: Nice to meet you~
Nico: Excuse me?
Nico: Im your Teacher!
You: What?!
You: Im so so so sorry Ms...uh..
Nico: Ms. Yazawa! I swear you!!
You: I didnt meant it! Its just you look so tiny.
Nico: Oh look you're failing the 1st semester already.
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Random Love Live! Story Book (OLD & CRINGE)
RandomHALF OF THESE JOKES ARE UN CREDIT AND I APOLOGIZE As the title says, full of weirdness hilarity and gayness all around scenarios has questionable situations and it may or may not have answers and it has short and or long chapters you may or may not...
