Nico- What the f*ck is going on!?

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Inspired from those doujins

In the Hallway

Nozomi- Nicochi~ lets go eat lunch together~
Eli- Eating time!
Nico- Uh..sure

In the cafeteria

Eli- Tsk Tsk, Nico, you should use this plastic spoons and fork, instead of this sharp wooden chopsticks.
Nozomi- Oh lookie~ Nicochi you have some rice on your cheeks my oh my *wipes it, by licking her thumb and wipes it*
Nico-NOOO- *gets wiped* ugh!
Eli- Now dont be rude to your mom
Nico- ...mom?...

Hallways again

Eli- Nico lets do some learning!
Nozomi- Gotta keep pur grades up!
Nico-...I uh..
Nozomi- Do you want a punishment?
Nico- Okay okay

Library room

Nico- *thinking 'I knew this would happen*
Nozomi- I knew you just need some time that's all, good job~
Eli- You are making us proud, especially me..your PapaElichika is proud
Nico-...papaElichika?...

Classroom

Nozomi- Lets all go to practice together~
Eli- Harasho!
Nico..- *trembles in fear*

Rooftop

Nozomi- Our Baby girl is the number idol ever!
Eli- Nico nico nii! Go miss idol
Nico-....oh my god

Idol research club room

Nozomi- Whats wrong Nicochi? Why are you so upset
Nico-Because you're annoying me..
Nozomi- No matter how many cruel words you say its okay why? Because......I will always love you~
Nico- Please don't
Eli- I shall join the hug as well!
Nozomi- Like a picture perfect Family
Nico- Oh my why!? Gah!
Maki- hey..
Nico- Maki for once shut the f*ck up! Dont say anything!
Nozomi- cursing is bad Nicochi, *flicks mouth*

Maki- Mother-in-law, Father-in-law, Nico-chan and I are going out later so please, give her a break!
Nico- JUST EFFIN KILL ME!
Eli- What!? Our daughter dating without my consent? YOU THINK YOUR PAPACHIKA WILL ALLOW DAT?
Nozomi- Oh mother-in-law is such a mouthful just call me mom~

*loosens from NozoEli's grip*

Nico- Can you guys just f*ck off!? Maki lets go out now
Maki- Nico-chan, I havent gotten your parents approval!
Nico- This foolish couples are not my parents
Nozomi- *gasp* But Nicochi-
Nico- WE ARE LEAVING! SO JUST STOP BEING PESTS!
Eli- Nico! That is not the way to talk to your mother!
Nico- She is not my mother and you are not my dad! *insert vine joke here*
Eli- this is because of your new date isnt it!
Nico- Just..UGH! HATE YOU GUYS!

*NozoEli gasps, too much feels made their kokoros brokoro*
*Nico leaves while holding Maki's hand and slam the door really hard*

Nozomi- *sniff* where did we fo wrong?
Eli- its a phase dear..cause by her new relationship

Bonus chapter

Nico-..ya kidding me?
Rin- No! In order to date our daughter you have to prove why your worthy!
Hanayo- Dear please calm down
Umi- I agree! As an Uncle i need to investigate
Kotori- But she looks fine dear, She is suitable
Honoka- Listen bub, Maki-chan is fragile like a flower, I am her overly protective sis
Maki- Ugh! Guys please you're making Nico-chan nervous
Nico-.......

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