When Umi's auto corrects was on
With Kotori
Kotori:Hi Umi-chan~
Umi:Please tell me why you txt me in this hour? Do you want to f*ck?
Kotori:What a bold statement Umi-chan! Dirty dirty
Umi:Dang it! meant 'Want'!, It was auto-correct.
With Honoka
Honoka:What'cha doin Umi?
Umi:Cleaning Kotori's p*ssy
Umi:PORCELAIN! I meant Porcelain
Honoka:Sure .....man...sure.
With Eli
Eli: Are you with Alisa?
Umi:Yes, we are just hanging out
Eli:Oh, cool.
Umi: After that I'm going to beat her
Eli: DO THAT AN I'LL BE YOUR STEREOTYPICAL RUSSIAN WOMAN UP YOUR ASS!
Umi: Treat! I meant treat! Treat her to dinner!
Eli: Ya better.
With Nico
Umi: Hey Nico practice is going to start
Nico: on my way Umi geez
Umi: Also after practice don't go with us in the cafe because everyone hates you.
Umi: DANG THIS AUTO CORRECT! I meant go with us in a cafe because we're going to take a load off
Umi: Nico?
Umi: Nico Yazawa?
Umi: Notice me Nico-senpai
Umi: I CAN SEE YOU! REPLY BACK!
With Maki
Maki: Why did you make Nico cry?
Umi: It was the auto corrects
Maki: Then turn em' off!
Umi: Okay!
Maki: What did you accidently send Nico-chan
Umi: Oh that the auto correct typed that everybody hates her, I felt bad
Maki: Yeah, I hate her
Umi: auto correct?
Maki: Huh? No, I hate her
Umi: Oh expect your marinara spagehtti in the trash! Nishikino I hate you too! Btw this is Nico
Maki: BaBE ITS AUTO CORRECT!
Umi: She gone, gone
Maki: WHY DO I ALWAYS EF THINGS UP
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