●Hanayo
You: Hey ugly!
Hanayo: What???
You: You put shame to rice!
Hanayo: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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●Rin
You: Hey ugly!
Rin: Hey ugly
You: You're so ugly
Rin: You're so ugly
You: I'm ugly
Rin: I know right?
Rin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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●Maki
You: Hey ugly!
Maki: Wow me ugly?
Maki: You might need to recheck cause honestly.
Maki: I'm not braggin' or anything but I can make man, woman and animals fall for me.
You: Maki-chan kawaii~
Maki: WANNA TEST ME? TELL ME YOUR DAMN ADDRESS!
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●Umi
You: Hey ugly!
Umi: 👍
You: Hey loser
You: Hey YOU&ME
You: Hey Umi.
You: Wear a black dress cuz u sexy
Umi: YOU SHAMELESS!
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●Kotori
You: Hey ugly!
Kotori: Oh hi
You: Im insulting you
Kotori: I know.
Kotori: You have a problem? I can help ya
You: What?
Kotori: Sussshhh...Go to the Zoo and look at Alpaca's.
You: Alpaca's suck.
Kotori:.....
Kotori: Im sorry but never contact me again you monster
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●Honkers
You: Hey ugly
Honkers: Hey what's 3×9?
Honkers: 21 right?
Honkers: I know your a stranger and is obviously insulting me
Honkers: But I cant use my calculator!
Honkers: So Can I ask you?
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●Eli
You: Hey Ugly!
Eli: AHSHDGFJSJSKAL
You: Heh, were you hurt?
Eli: Can you not text me? Nozomi and I are having a parfrait sesAHDGFGSJJDMSHSJ
Eli: USBXUDBYEGDUSBSUXYBS
You: ......
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●Nozomi
You: Hey ugly!
Nozomi: Why?
You: are you insulted?
Nozomi: Its okay, its just my face.
Nozomi: But my boobs are bigger than anyone else so it doesent matter.
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You: Hey Ugly!
Nico: Sorry but Im always roasted by Maki-chan so it doesent matter
Nico: Also my face is Peaceful leave it alone
You: Your voice suck
Nico: Ooohhh
You: You cant dance!
Nico: Do you want me to go Highschool Musical 2 "I dont dance" on you?
You: your not the no.1 idol
Nico: K
You: You flat chested
You: You dwarf
Nico: DO WE HAVE A DAMN PROBLEM?! WANNA F8T M9?! LEGGO LETS GO *insert curse words here*
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Random Love Live! Story Book (OLD & CRINGE)
RandomHALF OF THESE JOKES ARE UN CREDIT AND I APOLOGIZE As the title says, full of weirdness hilarity and gayness all around scenarios has questionable situations and it may or may not have answers and it has short and or long chapters you may or may not...