The Bad And Infuriating 2 ✅ 2015-2016

7. Never trust Hagrid to bring you back home..

Never trust Hagrid to bring you back home after he had a few beers in the Leaky Cauldron.

Today is Halloween. I am looking forward to it. Andrew asked me if I wanted to go with him to a party. The theme between us two is Harry Potter. I am going as Luna Lovegood. He will be Hagrid. So here I am standing in the Halloween section/aisle looking for a Hogwarts costume for girls my age that don't have such low cut outs; that your boobs will fall out while you are dancing. I have seen it happen. It is not a nice view. Guess I will have to make it myself. I could even print out copies of the Quibler!

I also walk through the candy aisle. Stuffing at least 7 packs of gummi candy into my cart, my mom will be handing out candy to the little ones.

"So, that's a lot of candy. So what are you doing tonight? Oh I know the answer to that question! You and I are gonna party, like Harry did in the fourth movie. Too bad it's not christmas yet. So how is your costume going, so far? I have almost finished the beard, Grandma is teaching me how to knit, it is a lot of work. And at the party will be beers , but there is also a non alchoholic bar. With cashews and peanuts. And pistachios. I am at least a thousand procent sure, that you are going to have fun."

"Okay, I have to go. It was nice talking to you, Andrew. Bye."

I walk away, to the vegetables aisle and look for tomatoes.

I pay the cashier and cycle home. I have to start sewing my costume. It is Friday late in the afternoon, and here I am sitting on my bed, sewing beads together, to make a bracelet of a jumping bunny. I already finished my costume. I am lucky I didn't got rid of my sewing machine.

I print out some Quiblers to hand out and start preparing a look. If I dye my hair blonde, this cpuld work and of course if I curled it
I line my eyes, look in the mirror and wipe it off.

Jason and Aaron are downstairs. They decided to move in together, they are so cute.

I change myself into Luna and walk down the stairs. Both of the boys looking up. They were making homework together.

I show them my outfit and they look critically at my shoes.

"Who are you supposed to be, if you are not Ginny or Hermione then who are you? And those shoes are so Wizard of Oz. No go. Change shoes. Who is bringing you? And when will you be home?"

" Around, I don't fudging know. I still have four hours before Andrew comes over to pick me up." I walk upstairs and into my normal clothes. I just need to go to the store for a blonde non permanent hairspray. So I step in Jason's car and ride to the store.

When I am finally home. After eating dinner in a cute little cafe. And buying the hairspray, I went to a bookstore and looked for some books. I didn't buy anything though.

I change into my outfit, after I took a shower. I blow dry my hair, start curling it with my curling iron and spray 'paint' my hair blonde. I but in some ribbons, a little foundation and mascara and some red green earrings. I grab my fathers old work bag and start filling it with my cellphone, some make up and lipbalm, pepper spray and the Quiblers and my first aid kit for on the go.

I walk down the stairs. Aaron and Jason applaud and Jason fixes my hair. It looks even better now. The bell rings. I open it and there is, standing in front of me, the ugliest Hagrid costume I have ever seen. Oh and Andrew of course.

"Wow. Are you Hagrid or Andrew? I can barely tell the difference."

"I know, my costume totally sucks. Steven sat on my beard and now it isn't as fluffy as it used to be. You look great. Are you Mia or Luna? The thing you have in common is, that the two of you are both crazy."