The Bad And Infuriating 2 ✅ 2015-2016

11. Avoid stepbrothers at all times!

After Tom and I had a lovely day on the beach, I stayed at his house, in our treehouse. We stayed up all night, talking about our future, what we would get my parents when they come home.

What my favorite books are. His answer had surprised me. " I don't read, I hate reading. I prefer to watch movies."

I had laughed and he had frozen mid-sentence and had left the tree house.

That was twenty minutes ago. I'm staring at the ceiling, looking at the pictures of the two of us.
I hum to myself.
Someone climbs up the stairs. Tom's  halfbrother.

He smiles when he spots me sitting on the couch.

"So what are you doing here, all by yourself?"
He is standing in the doorway, scanning the scene in front of him. His grin grows even bigger.
"Starting on your own? Foreplay?"

I want to punch him. Relax, Mia. He's just Tom's half brother.

What a swine. "I told you we would meet again."

I roll with my eyes. "Very funny, what do you want?"

His teeth flash wickedly at me. "You."

I could have seen that one coming.

"Because you grew tired of your porn magazines? Wrong address, hun. You ain't getting nothing here. Now leave."

He sits on the floor, next to my legs.

With a dry tone, he replies to my answer.

"I was feeling lonely and left out; so I had hoped you two would like for me to join the two of you."

Oh I have the best comeback of the day.
"You felt lonely and left out? Story of your life. Where is Tom anyways?"

I snort. He lets out a dry chuckle.

"Very funny, babe, you're nothing but a dumb bimbo."

"Go bang a hoe. Nagwi."

"Oh, Korean. Wow. You must be really pissed. Off. I'll give you fifty fine dollars. What does that get me?"

"Deoleoun hangnyeo dai!"
He laughs louder.

"Really, Mimi, 'die filthy whore'? Were you talking about yourself? Does Tom know that you're suicidal?"

Oh now he has gone too far. Stupid freaken chicken crab cake with blasters. And he has fungi growing on his butt. I am sure.

Mean jusu. "I'm back, so what did I miss? What the fuck are you doing here? Get out!"

I laugh. They both stare at me with a 'is she crazy?' expression on their faces.

That makes me even laugh louder. Tom and his half brother both raise their eyebrows at the same time.

That's the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am laughing hysterically.

"What's funny?" They both ask.
That is even funnier. "The two of you. Where were you?"

"Getting dinner. Why, what'd you think?"

"Nothing." I say with a mischievous smile.

I walk towards him and kiss him on the lips. I wrap my arms around his neck.

Someone coughs. We ignore him and I believe that Tom even raises his middle finger.

Can you believe it? It's his halfbrother for Pete's sake.
How rude.

He just laughs. Weirdo.

"So, once the two of you stop snogging each other's faces of, we can start the party!"