The Bad And Infuriating 2 ✅ 2015-2016

8. When thunder strikes.

Janice and I eventually found a bridesmaid dress. I made a speech and now it is the night of Jeremy's bachelor party. I booked a stripper and I bought a lot of beer. Jeremy is so going to enjoy this.

At least I hope so. He gave me the numbers of multiple friends. He has blossomed a lot since he graduated. Tonight is the night. The very first and hopefully the last bachelor party for Jeremy Waters.

In three hours will the party start. I place multiple party hats on the table. I bought twenty bags of chips. At least eight liters of cola. And at least six fourpacks of beer. And an 1 whole kilo of salty pretzels. This is going to be great. Some dude asked me if  he could bring one friend. I am also bringing someone so I don't really mind it.

I have my earphones in and the boys are arriving, one by one are they all sitting down on the couch. The bell rings. That must be Andrew. I invited him to come over and watch some series with me on my laptop. Or he is going to watch the stripper and I am all by myelf. Probably the last one. Damn it why do I have this much friends that are boys?

Maybe I should put up an ad in the paper; non Lesbian woman looking for female friends to talk and gossip with and do other girly stuff with. Nope. That would only attract perverts.

Andrew is casually leaning against the door. He looks up, smiles when he sees me and steps inside. "Hi baby, how are you doing? So where are we going to watch Netflix?"

"Over there on that beanbag. So would  you like a beer, soda, coffee, a cup of tea?"
Andrew sits down in the beanbag, yawns and streches. "Hey, we would like some lady attention too, you know?" Some stupid dude says and winks. Someone knocks on the door.

I open it. It is John, the boy who wanted to bring a friend. "Hi John, and friend come- are you stalking me? Jeremy will be here in five minutes. Sit down, make yourself at home."

John brought Tom. Tom stares at me like I am a ghost. "Hi, ( he sighs) Mia. No I am not. Just attending at the bachelor party my cousin in law is having. And apparently you are hosting it. Who is that?"

John walks in and sits down and starts laughing and drinking with the other dudes. Tom looks angry. I ignore him and give all of the guys another beer. "We need to talk."

"What's new, pussycat? Are you really that pathetic. It is Andrew, Steven's older brother, Andrew is my friend. And Steven and I are not a subject I want to talk about, ever. Oh and I forgot something; since when are you allowed to mind my business? Oh wait you minding my business stopped when you slept with Tanya, Evelien and that other girl, I forgot her name. Oh and I hate you."

I give him the finger and walk away with a soda and a cup of coffee in my hands. The boys clearly overheard our conversation, because they all cheer when Tom sits down. Great they are all on his side. Stupid freaking dudes. Stupid handsome Tom. I meant asshole. Not handsome. I think I'm more tired than I thought I was.

"You dated her? She is smoking, a little bit  bossy but damn. She is hot. You had luck, maybe. I should ask her on a date. Is that okay?"
"Sure she is whoring around anyway. Maybe she'll sleep with you." Hi Tom, have you met my fist? I believe not.

But since this is Jeremy's bachelor party, I will just have to put up with this crap.
The boy walks over to where Andrew and I are sitting. I wish Tom would't have come. I hate him.

"Hi Mia, would you like to go out with me? I am Ted. And shake that booty." He winks.

" I'll be sure to consider it, shake those nuts." I need to drink at least twelve thousand liters of holy water mixed with my virginity. The boys whoop. Jeremy opens the door and looks really happy to see us all.