The Bad And Infuriating 2 ✅ 2015-2016

17. Oi Vey you're Gay. (sort of)

《TOM'S POV》

I wake up. I'm hung over. Today is our 8 month anniversary. I still feel guilty for not buying her a Christmas present.

My parents really enjoyed coming over. So did her family. I guess. The party was fun.

I roll on my side to look at the person I'm holding in my arms. A.k.a Mia.

"Goodmorning Sunshine. Congratulations with our 8th month anniversary."

"Well hello honey. What are we doing today. Did you enjoy the honeymoon?"

I take a double check on the person I'm embracing. Holy fucks above. It's Jeremy.

I'm hugging Jeremy.

I immediately let go of him. "What on earth are you doing in my bed?"

"What the fuck!"

He looks pissed off. "Dude get out. Where's Mia?"

"Lets go and find that out."

"Yeah . Let's do that."

I get out of bed. "We didn't do.. You know?"

Jeremy rolls his eyes. "Not every living thing wants to have sex with you. Jeez, you forgot me to introduce you to Mr. BIG EGO!"

I hate this guy.

I open the door and in the living room on the couch, is Mia, she's still holding the book she was reading before she fell asleep. I carefully lift her and bring her to our bedroom.

She stirs in her sleep.

"Ssh. Go back to sleep honey. Just sleep."

She talks in her sleep. "I... Love... You... Tom...Nick...Nono.."

"Love you too Mia. What's with Nick?"

"Facebook friends...."

I don't get it anymore.
Jeremy looks a little jealous.

"Bye Mia. I'll be out, buying you presents for our anniversary and Christmas. See you later."

I close the door behind me. But not before I see how she is peacefully sleeping.

I walk into the kitchen.

"Hey, Jeremy, can I get you anything ? Coffee?  Tea? Break fast perhaps?"

"Sure."

I make some scrambled eggs and make some coffee.

"So what's it like, to be married?"

He sits down at the dinner table. He looks sad. "We're gettig a divorce. She cheated. On our honeymoon. I thought she loved me. But I was wrong. She didn't  and never will."

"That sucks. Guess it runs in the family."

"So what's it like to live with Mia? "

"It's great. I love her so that's easy. Guessing you don't have any experience with being loved. By someone else but your family."

I just can't  be nice to this Guy.  He's  a dick.

"You know, what have I ever done to you?"

"You molested Mia. You kissed her against her will. "

He huffs. "If I recall my memories correctly ; you stole her first kiss. So who molested who?"

"Shut up."

The bedroom door opens, I know Mia is awake. She's going to take a shower.

I hear how she makes the preparations to get ready to shower.
After seven minutes she comes out and walks back to the bedroom. She's getting dressed.