Outfits (Jalex)

6. P. Weezy Will Turn You Wicked Gay

A/N-sorry I took longer than usual to update but I've started writing a new jardougall book and I should be posting it soon, I'm just undecided on who I should make Tay's best friend. I also made a sick cover for it.
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"Tay, this is Jack," Alex introduces the two. "And Jack, this is Tay." They both share an awkward "hi," before Alex takes up the conversation again. "How are you guys?"

"I'm good," Tay shrugs, looking over at Jack.
"Yeah, I'm good," Jack replies shyly.

"So, uh, what class do you have next?" Alex asks awkwardly, trying to make conversation, but since he's Alex Gaskarth he literally doesn't have the ability to do anything right.

"Jack, please ignore his stupidity and incapability to engage in an actual conversation," Tay apologises for her best friend. "Just introduce yourself to us."

"Uh, I'm Jack Barakat, I just moved here, and I have no friends." Jack tells them everything he feels they need to know. Jack sees it as there's not much to know about him, but really he is an intriguing person.

"Are you gay?" Tay asks him, being her usual blunt self. "I'm asking for a friend."

"Uh, yeah, I guess I am," Jack shrugs, finding the subject a bit awkward. He wouldn't say that he is gay, but he wouldn't exactly say that he's straight either.

"See, Alex, you're in with a chance!" Tay says to him, giving him a nudge.

"Tay, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm not gay!" Alex rolls his eyes.

"So what about you guys?" Jack asks, "I mean, what do I need to know about you's."

"Well this is Tay and she's like the worlds biggest lesbian," Alex says.

"You're just jealous because I get more pussy than you," Tay scoffs.

"And I'm Alex and I'm really cool, much cooler than her."

"Shut up, Alex!" Tay scolds, before turning back to talk to Jack. "Ignore him."

"Uh, sure." Jack replies a bit awkwardly.

"Anyway, what are you doing tonight?" Tay asks, sounding hopeful.

"I don't think I'm doing anything." Jack shrugs, knowing full well he's going to watch porn all night.

"Then come to a party with us!" Tay exclaims. "There's no better way to start life at a new school than going to a party! Plus we can choose dresses together! This is amazing!"

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It's currently 12.38, and all of Weezy's squad are sitting in the drama room, waiting for P. Weezy's so-called epic arrival.

P. is waiting around the corner, setting up his entrance. He takes out his iPod and starts playing Bohemian Rhapsody.

He dramatically, swaggily walks along the corridor, before arriving at the open door of the drama room.

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door!" P. Weezy screeches at them. "You have completely ruined my entrance!"

"Uh, Miss Williams said-"

"I don't care what Miss Williams said!" P. Weezy huffs. "I had this all planned out and it's completely ruined!"

"Uh, sorry?" Frnk offers.