Outfits (Jalex)

10. This Chapter Is Pretty Gay

A/N- I'm finishing this whilst watching Oxford Street Revealed I have been blessed that they made a second series of this show.
(Oh btw there's a reason that video is attached- listen to it as you read this chapter.)
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"Okay guys," P. Weezy addresses his squad outside the school building. "I've thought up a clever idea to get us more attention and popularity!" He announces with enthusiasm.

"What is it?!" Lzzy wants to know.

"Oh my god, I swear you are always trying to get up in my business. SMH," P. replies, actually SMH-ing.

"P. you need to stop using text speech in real life," Lynz complains.

"I'll use text speak IRL if I want to!" P. Weezy scoffs, clearly annoyed at how far behind-the-times his squad are.

"You don't need to say SMH as you shake your head," Lzzy points out.

"Anyway, what is this plan you have?" Fronzilla asks.

"Yeah, tell us!" Mikeyway insists.

"Well at lunchtime, I'm going to do something spectacular!" P. Weezy announces in an excited voice.

"Yeah and what is it?" Lzzy asks.

"Oh my god! Stop interrupting!" P. Weezy groans. "Basically I'm going to do something outrageous, and everyone will talk about it!"

"Okay, but how outrageous is it?" Frnk asks.

"More outrageous than Lzzy's current ugly AF outfit!" P. replies, sending glares at her tacky gold crop top. "I mean you don't combo it with those shoes." Everyone stares at her grey wedges.

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Today Jack came to school in a pair of shorts. Pink shorts that came to just above the knee. He decided this was a sensible idea as it would please everyone. P. Weezy can't complain because its not a skirt, and Tay/Alex/Meagan would be okay with it, because it's not stereotypically manly and is still breaking that gender role.

He actually holds his head up high with confidence as he walks through the double doors and into the large hallway of the school.

He soon approaches Tay, Alex and Meagan by their lockers. "Hey guys," he says with a wave.

"Hey Jack!" Tay and Meagan say in unison and Alex adds after about what feels like an hour later, "Hey Jack!"

"You're not wearing a skirt," Meagan observes. She looks him, and his outfit, up and down.

"I'm not," Jack agrees. He then goes on to tell him his plan to tackle P. Weezy's skirt incident.

"That's actually pretty smart," Tay comments, followed by nods of agreement from the other two. "You know what? We should all go to the mall after school to get you some new outfits!"

"YASSS! SHOPPING TRIP BITCHES!" Alex shares his excitement. With enthusiastic jazz hands added in for good measure.

"Okay, come on dude, that's the literal gayest thing I have ever witnessed in my life," Meagan points out the obvious.

"Oh my god, how many times do I have to tell you, I am not gay!" Alex huffs.

"Okay, let's not get him started on this one again, don't want a repeat of yesterday!" Jack intervenes.

"Fuck you guys and your ever questioning of my sexuality!"

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Weezy's squad are doing their usual rounds of the cafeteria, as they do every lunch time. Except today P. Weezy made sure that Mikeyway had something substantial to eat first! The rest of Weezy's squad probably bought themselves lunch, but nobody really cares about that.

Today P. paraded the group around the room with today's song choice being Toxic by Britney Spears. It's all part of his big plan. He puts the song up to full volume- he brought a speaker with him that he is making Frnk carry around, and leads his squad around the hall.

P. Weezy puts his hands up in fabulous ways, using appropriate motions that relate to the lyrics, and shakes his hips as he walks in time to the music. Every so often he even stops to do a full dance move. And he mouths along to all the words, of course.

P. Weezy and his moves were causing controversy in the room. Every single person was looking at him. Some were swooning, some were attempting to copy his fly routine, someone was even filming it on their phone, but most of them were envious of his fierce moves.

When it approaches the end of the song, he tells his squad to stop when they're right in the middle of the room. He walks past each member until he reaches Mikeyway, he then grabs the small boy by the shoulders and pulls him in for a kiss.

Everyone in the room gasps. All the students are shocked, all of Weezy's squad are shocked, even the dinner ladies are shocked- but most importantly, Mikeyway is shocked.

Little Mikey has to pause for a moment before he can even fathom kissing him back. He's being kissed by P. Weezy. He has been well and truly blessed.

Then P. pulls away just in time to look Mikeyway dead in the eye and mouth along to the lyric 'with the taste of your lips I'm on a ride'. Then he decides to kiss him again, because Mikeyway is toxic, and he is slipping well under.

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Jack's new clothes have been momentarily cancelled, as Meagan is in a state of ice cream emergency.

"It's only been like two days!" She whines, sobbing into her sundae. "Did he really not love me?"

"It's okay, he's a prick," Tay tries to reassure her.

"And with someone we were both friends with!"

"It was cute though," Alex coos.

"Shut up gayboy!" Meagan looks him dead in the eye.

"I'm not- wait a second," Alex cuts himself off with the sound of his phone cutting off. "OMG P. has updated An Emo Vampire Love Story!"

"Alex!" Tay scolds him in a sharp tone after Meagan lets out an extremely ugly sob at the mention of her ex.

"Sorry, it's a great book," Alex replies. "I need to find out if Skylar will turn Chad into a vampire or not!" He then swiftly exits the conversation to read the new chapter.

"What did I do to deserve this?" Meagan questions, sobbing even more.

"It's all going to be okay," Tay reassures her, rubbing her back comfortingly.

"Yeah. You have ice cream!" Jack reminds her. "Ice cream makes everything better."

"And most importantly, you have us now!" Tay smiles at Meagan, which she returns, even if there is still a tear running down her face.

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A/N- if you didn't listen to the attached audio whilst reading this then you missed out big time.