accidental groupchat // 5sos

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luke: hi niall :-)

luke: hi harry :-)

luke: hi owen :-)

unknown 1: im not any of those people

unknown 2: I've never heard of those names

unknown 3: hi I'm ashton

luke: oh

luke: why does this always happen like tf

ashton: aw im sorry mate

unknown 2: that sucks

unknown 1: maybe its because you put a fucking nose in your smiley faces

luke: rude

unknown 2: im calum btw

unknown 1: im michael and now im leaving

ashton: michael you're a meanie head

michael: how fucking old are you?

calum: I thought you said you were leaving

ashton: im 21 fyi and i prefer not to be rude like you

luke: hey friends don't fight now

calum: we're friends?

luke: yes ive trapped you all in my friend trap no leaving you're stuck

michael: i don't even know any of you

ashton: you know I'm 21

luke: im 17

calum: 18

michael: oh so now we're sharing information?

calum: you're the one who said we don't even know each other, so we're getting to know each other

michael: ok ok fine I'm 20

luke: coolio, new friends

ashton: yep

michael: i never agreed to this

calum: holy shit wait, ashton you're 21?

ashton: yeah why?

calum: he's like the daddy of this group

michael: like sexual daddy

ashton: what

luke: ohmygod yes he's our daddy

calum: tf no he's my daddy find your own

ashton: im not a dad what the heck

michael: I can't be daddy I'm not daddy material

ashton: whAT

luke: aw no fair

luke: i want a daddy :(

calum: fine we'll all share him

ashton: nO

ashton: i have A GF SNSJSB

michael: aw boo you ashton

calum: aw wtf we are all supposed to be single you ruined it

luke: woah I'm not one to judge but I was almost positive you were gay

michael: he is

ashton: what no you dont even know me

calum: the way you type seems pretty gay

michael: he is gay, don't deny it ash

ashton: no seriously im straight !!

luke: two exclamation points? really?

michael: really proving hoe straight you are

ashton: that isn't even a gay thing

calum: how would you know

ashton: IM NOT GAY

luke: ok ok

michael: we'll believe you for now

calum: just remember none of us are fully convinced you're straight

ashton: cAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S SEXUALITY FOR ONCE

luke: im full on gay and i know it for sure

michael: if I can stick my genitals inside of you then im good

luke: oh

ashton: you little nasty turd

michael: did you just call me a nasty turd

ashton: that i did my friend

luke: ok moving on

michael: wait, little cally is being all quiet over there

calum: what

luke: we all said our sexuality, your turn

calum: oh I'm like, gay and straight

luke: bisexual

calum: what

michael: bisexual, you're bisexual

ashton: you didn't know?

calum: idk I've never really spent that much time deciding my sexuality

calum: im just whatever

michael: have you ever been with a guy?

calum: like sex

michael: yeah

calum: no I'm a virgin

ashton: same here

michael: shut up homo

ashton: im straight !!

ashton: I'm straight!*

michael: sure

ashton: what about you luke

luke: sorry I have to go

michael: what why

calum: you didn't even answer

luke: i really have to go bye

ashton: okay, bye luke

calum: byeee

michael: cya

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this was ok i guess

some chapters will be paragraphs and texting and different POV'S