accidental groupchat // 5sos

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ashton: hey guys

calum: what the hell

luke: are u serious Ashton

ashton: what :((

michael: it's four in the fucking morning you twat what the fuck

ashton: I have to work over time because Jeanelle wants these new shoes

luke: who's Jeanelle

michael: someones jelly

ashton: she's my girl friend

luke: oh

luke: why doesn't she get her own shoes instead of making you slave away at all hours of the day

ashton: she doesn't have a job

calum: she doesn't even work

michael: don't you guys live together and she doesn't even help pay rent??

ashton: I guess not

luke: ashton she's using you for your money

ashton: what

michael: she's a gold digger

ashton: what no

calum: all of what you said are signs that she's a gold digger

ashton: no she loves me and I love her

michael: has she ever said that

ashton: no but I'm sure she does

calum: ashton do you even like her?

luke: or maybe you just like the idea of being with her

ashton: what are you guys trying to say

ashton: i love her

michael: I get that, but I don't think the feeling is mutual between you two

ashton: oh

calum: sorry buddy

ashton: fuck you guys

luke: what??

ashton: fuck you guys for trying to put these ideas in my head. Me and my girlfriend love each other and I wouldn't want it any other way so just fuck off and leave my relationship alone because I will and always love him

luke: ....

michael: do you realize what you just typed

calum: you will and always love him

ashton has left the group conversation

calum: fuck luke

luke: me?? What did I do?

michael: it's obvious we were all messing with Ashton's relationship for you

luke: yeah but I never asked you to

calum: but we did and we took it too far just because you can't find someone to actually like you and you have to go around stealing people's boyfriends just to feel pretty

luke: fuck you Calum, go puke up a meal or something

michael: fuck you luke, why the fuck would you bring that up

calum: I can't believe you'd say something like that

luke: calum I'm sorry

luke: I didn't mean it I'm sorry

calum: fuck off, why don't you just let Zack rape you or something. We all know you're a greedy slut

calum: Ashton told us you sent him your nudes on 'accident' but we all know it's because you're a stupid slut

michael: okay Calum that's enough

calum: are you seriously defending him Michael? You're taking his side??

michael: I'm not taking any sides I just think you should stop before it gets out of hand

luke: thanks michael but I don't need help from you to control your anorexic boyfriend

michael: don't fucking call him that whore

calum: anorexic?

luke: shit

luke: i didn't mean it calum

luke: I'm so sorry

calum has left the group conversation

michael has left the group conversation

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i had stomach pains while writing this