luke: HELP
ashton: with what??!!
calum: what
luke: i need to poop but ben is in the potty
ashton: oh
calum: wow nice
michael: "potty"
michael: take a shit outside
ashton: oh god please dont
calum: do it and send a picture
luke: im not pooping outside !!
michael: pussy
ashton: *gags*
michael: oh yeah forgot about the new homo in the group
ashton: homo?
calum: sounds better than gay because apparently gay is an insult
michael: I'm still voting that we call it guys who like it in the ass
luke: nice michael
ashton: I've never even had it up the butt
calum: I know who can help with that
luke: tf who??
ashton: i think they're talking about you luke
luke: oh
calum: dumb ass
ashton: rude ass
michael: eating ass
luke: you always make it so awkward
michael: who says it's awkward
ashton: it's kinda awkward when you say things like eating ass
calum: OHMFYC
calum: GUYS
luke: what
calum: MY ROOMMATE IS GOING HOME FOR A WEEK SO I GET THE APARTMENT TO MYSELF
michael: aww yeah wanking all day everyday
luke: see what I mean
ashton: aren't you in high school? Why do you have a roommate?
calum: im 18 bruh
ashton: I didn't move out until I was twenty
luke: im still at home with my stupid homophobic brother :(
michael: I have fucked up roommates who beat me up to settle disputes
michael: im still in the hospital
calum: aw my poor baby :(
michael: what I thought I was daddy and you're my baby???
luke: what
ashton: wait what
calum: yeah unlike you two Michael and I don't hide our love
michael: I don't love
calum: keep telling yourself that
ashton: there is no love to hide
luke: yeah...
calum: just like I told Michael, keep telling yourself that
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trust me the chapters where shit hits the fan are coming up
YOU ARE READING
accidental groupchat // 5sos
Randomwhere luke accidentally messages three other boys and things go on from there. (this is actually pretty bad since it was my first story so read at your own risk) [completed]
