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luke: HELP

ashton: with what??!!

calum: what

luke: i need to poop but ben is in the potty

ashton: oh

calum: wow nice

michael: "potty"

michael: take a shit outside

ashton: oh god please dont

calum: do it and send a picture

luke: im not pooping outside !!

michael: pussy

ashton: *gags*

michael: oh yeah forgot about the new homo in the group

ashton: homo?

calum: sounds better than gay because apparently gay is an insult

michael: I'm still voting that we call it guys who like it in the ass

luke: nice michael

ashton: I've never even had it up the butt

calum: I know who can help with that

luke: tf who??

ashton: i think they're talking about you luke
luke: oh

calum: dumb ass

ashton: rude ass

michael: eating ass

luke: you always make it so awkward

michael: who says it's awkward

ashton: it's kinda awkward when you say things like eating ass

calum: OHMFYC

calum: GUYS

luke: what

calum: MY ROOMMATE IS GOING HOME FOR A WEEK SO I GET THE APARTMENT TO MYSELF

michael: aww yeah wanking all day everyday

luke: see what I mean

ashton: aren't you in high school? Why do you have a roommate?

calum: im 18 bruh

ashton: I didn't move out until I was twenty

luke: im still at home with my stupid homophobic brother :(

michael: I have fucked up roommates who beat me up to settle disputes

michael: im still in the hospital

calum: aw my poor baby :(

michael: what I thought I was daddy and you're my baby???

luke: what

ashton: wait what

calum: yeah unlike you two Michael and I don't hide our love

michael: I don't love

calum: keep telling yourself that

ashton: there is no love to hide

luke: yeah...

calum: just like I told Michael, keep telling yourself that

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