' Shit man!! Shit shit shit! This is so difficult chote.. Tu mjhse patla kab hogya? Ehh te mainu fit hi ni aaraha..'
I said in pure frustration while trying to pull the kurta down from my head that was so awkwardly making me suffocate. Wearing this was really a bad idea I guess.
' haha! Veere..you are doing it wrong, aise ni baba aise ' my brother told me while helping me with it. And suddenly it came down perfect. What was its problem when I was trying that?
' haha! But Bro what's the matter han? Aaj mera Kurta pajama borrow krke pehn rahe si? Wese Mumma ji kehndi h toh kehdete ho k uncomfortable lagda hai Mom, I will wear suit only.. ' he smirked.
' Shut up chote! Just shut up han! '
I told him while avoiding eye contact with him. A tingle of blush forming on my cheeks, which I desperately tried to hide from him.
He was looking at me with that expression that told me he wants to laugh hard at me, but he was suppressing it. His palm was placed tightly on his mouth while I could still see a slight smile.I looked myself in the mirror, while setting my hair. The kurta actually looked good on me, it gave me a desi feel. I should frequently wear it, I thought.
I saw him from the mirror again, he was sitting on the couch, watching my moves carefully. I sighed. There was nothing I can hide from my brother, my chote.
I went towards him and sat besides him. He eyed me curiosly. I began ' dekh chote, gal aisi hovegayi.. '
' kahin yeh kuddi ka asar te ni h veere? ' he cut my sentence with still that stupid smirk on his face. I realized it was a wrong decision to think to tell him that.
And I got up with anger plastered on my face. But he held my arm and pushed me back on the couch. ' ok ok chill..I will listen now continue ' he said getting serious over the matter.I smiled and patted his back.. ' dekh ' I said and made a box in the air as if I am making him watch a movie, and I started narrating.
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Yesterday, when I came out of the meeting at Speedex and exited the building. My eyes having mind of their own, got stuck on someone. She was tall, not too much, not too less, she was fair..her long hair were in waves. She was in salwaar kameez. Ekdum desi style. And she was singing something while on her way. My heart skipped a beat. I felt like this is what is love at first sight you know? There was a voice in my mind, gaal milky milky, baal silky silky, yeh toh chalti firti vanilla icecream hai. '
' ek sec ek sec..yeh te Ajab Prem Ki Gazab Kahani da dialogue hai na? ' he laughed out loud.
' chup kar ' I warned him for interrupting me.
' kasam se veere! Tussi bade cheezy ho! Bollywood dekh dekh k sara din dimag vich yahi sab ghumda hai! ' he kept laughing.
' chote! ' I said sternly.
This time he got serious. Fake locked his lips with a key and threw it. ' ok ok continue ' he said.
I got back in my story mode again and continued..
' ok..so then I went to her. She started waking fast. I tried to catch up with her, but she was very fast. I was finally panting. I told her
"Satsriakal ji"
She didn't replied. I said
" Tauda naam? "
She walked more fast. If that was even possible. With much difficulty, I tried to catch up with her and repeated," naam naam..tauda naam? "
I spoke again and again, I thought maybe she cannot listen my voice that's why she's not responding.But then, she spoke the two most beautiful words in the world that stole my heart away.. '
' Acha! And what were they? ' chote asked me excitedly. I smiled lovingly at him and stroked his hair. To which he got annoyed and pushed my hand away. Then I began..
' they were - Get Lost '
' these words stole your heart away? ' he asked while trying to stop his giggles.
' there's nothing to laugh about. That were the first words she said..they were special ' I told him with an annoyed expression.' ok ok.. No offence. Play ' he fake played a remote as if he was watching our movie.
" jayiye yahan se " she whisper yelled. I was dumbstruck hearing her voice. So beautiful. So serene.
" Maine kaha jayiye yahan se "
She said again and I smiled at her.Then I told her " aapko garmi ni horai? "
" Excuse me? " she said looking at me with rage. If looks could kill, I swear chote main us samay hi maargeya hota..
" ni woh agar aapko garmi hoti, aap apne baal bandti, fir main kehta, aah aah aah, rehne dijiye na, aape khule baal zyada ache lagte hai " I told her sweetly.' kya veere! Yeh line hi milli? '
' Chup kar tu and sun ' I told him.
' ok fir she said " Dekho Mister! Yeh idar, kabhi khushi kabhi gham ni chal rai hai joh dialogue maar rahe ho" she said and with that she saw a girl in front of bus, called out to her excitedly and hugged her. I was mesmerized by her. I followed her till the bus. She and the girl with her climbed up and I did too.They both sat together, and I sat opposite them. The conductor came and asked which stop?
I didn't knew any stop so I told him last and paid him 500.. He eyed me suspiciously but when I told him, " bhaiyaji change rakh lijiye ga " he smiled, his toothed smile. His teeth were half broken and red. Anyways back to the point, the girls were chatting, when suddenly she said to the other girl " You know Khushi, Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham meri favourite movie hai, aur Uska woh Kajol ka dialogue hai na, "Lakhnow da kurta te patnani salwar, tab lage mard, warna bekaar! " I totally agree with that dialog you know " She said sarcastically and eyed me up and down. I was wearing suit chote 'I told him making a sad face.
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RomanceAgain a romcom story of a millionaire and a small town girl. If your looking for some Romance with a Punjabi Tadka, you should totally check it out. There will be no translations unless necessary. This is my first again and I don't know Punjabi...