There were 4 guys in jail: a rapist, a killer, a psycho and a gay guy.
"If I had a cat, I would fuck it until it dies" The rapist said
"If I had a cat, I would torture it until it dies" The killer said
"If I had a cat, I would fuck it until I die" The psycho said
The gay guy just stood in the corner and said "Meow"
