There are three blokes on an island stranded after their boat sunk.
Poof! A genie appears. An English man. An Italian. And an Aussie are all presented with a question. Make one wish to get off this island, what will you wish for? The English man says, "I wish I was back home in the city of London, filthy rich with girls that love having sex with me." Poof! Off he goes. The Italian looks at the genie knowing now that he indeed has powers and says "I a'wish'a for'a me to'a be back'a in Roma, to help my grand kids in their pizza store'a." Poof! Off he goes. The Aussie sitting there, thinking and thinking. He scratches his balls and then says, "**** I dunno, I wish me mates were to here to help."
