A man was going to the pet store looking for an exotic pet. The owner says:
"Here's a chicken. It's got many colors to it like a rainbow."
"That's all you got?"
"Yes."
"Alright, I'll take it."
"But you can't call it a chicken because it will freak out. You have to call it a C*#k."
So on his way home after buying the chicken he sees another store and goes in.
"All we have is this rabbit that makes funny noises. But if you buy it you have to call it a pull-it."
"OK, fine."
So on his way home with his chicken and his rabbit he stops in at another store.
"All we have is this donkey. He talks. But if he stops walking just scratch him behind the ear and he'll start moving again."
So while the man is on his way home with his 3 new pets, the donkey just stops cold. Another man is passing. He asks the man passing by,
"Can you do me a favor? My hands are full. Can you hold my C*#k and pull-it, while I scratch my ass?"
