Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
The Worst Book Ever!
Table of contents-
The Worst Book Ever!
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Meow
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The Train Took Care of That
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Just Kidding
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Oh, Michael!
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Here Doggie!
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What a Tragedy
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Bad Grandma!!!
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Yes, Yes You Do
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Hard Times
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Worst Parents Ever
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Dentists These Days . . .
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Blonds
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Weird Pets
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Butt Hole
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ATR
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Stranded
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Just a Second
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"No, not really, Sir..."
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This One's Black
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Obsessions
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Pedophile
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Borrowed The Car
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Can I Have a Football Instead?
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Belly Button
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I Like The Way You're Thinking
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Chili
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Stop or Slow Down
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Sick People
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Pretty Good Job
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$200
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Same Problem
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From Grandma
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Great In Bed
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Mouth Full
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Deaf
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Little Red Riding Hood
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FBI
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The Vet
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Deaf Couple Problems
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Fujifoo
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PENIS
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3 Months Too Live
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Donation Center
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50th Anniversary
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Doggie Treat
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How'd You Die?
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Roger
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Nuns
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Lent
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Surprise
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Christmas Party Blow-out
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Tequilas
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No Ears
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Cheetos
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Camel
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BOOKA
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Crying
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Fortune
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2 Fleas
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No More
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Don't Remember
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George
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Checkup
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No Screwing
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Typical Blonde
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1,000
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"What Does That Mean?"
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No Way!
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First Blow job
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Two Hours
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I Just Tried to Flatten It!
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Oral Sex
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Won't It?
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How Pussy Was Made
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This Place is Great
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Oh, Mr. Rabbit
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Punk Guys
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You Broke My Rule
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Spaghetti
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$10,000 and 3 Eggs
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Where Did You Do It?
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Alligator at the Bar
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Good Point
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Break the Curse
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What is Government?
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Look, No Hands
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ScoreBoard
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Firetruck Game
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Quarters
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May I Still Enter?
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I Like Turtles
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