There’s a bloke on a plane. He needs to take a xxxx. He goes to the toilet, but the male toilets are out of order. The female attendant says use the female’s, "but what ever you do, do NOT press the ATR button." To which he exclaims, "What’s the ATR button?" "It doesn’t matter," she says, "Just don't press it." He goes in and takes a dump and then sees three buttons in front of him. WW - WA - ATR ... He thinks, ok she said nothing about the first two. He presses the WW. A jet of warm water comes up and washes his crack. He thinks, wow! This is great, so he presses the WA. A jet of warm air dries his ass. By now he's thinking, these women have it made, and they are trying to hide how good the ATR is from the men. He presses it and blacks out. He wakes up in a hospital. He presses the buzzer and a nurse comes running. "Nurse nurse! What happened? I was taking a dump when all of a sudden I woke up here!" The nurse looks at him with a frown and says, "You pressed the ATR button didn't you!" He looks at her confused and says, "Yeah, but what is the ATR button?" "It’s the automatic tampon remover, your xxxx and balls are in that jar on the counter.
