A philosopher, a mathematician, and a Blondie go to hell. The devil says each of them can give him one question and if he gets it wrong they can go to heaven. The philosopher asks a hard question about life and the devil quickly answers it right. Then the mathematician asks a hard math question and once again the devil answers correctly. The Blondie gets a chair and drills 3 wholes in it. Then sits on it and farts. She then asks which whole did the fart come out of. The devil said, that’s easy, all three. She goes, no stupid, it came out of my butt hole!
