Hetalia x reader Oneshots

America X Reader Halloween Special

You knocked on the white door in front of you. In no time at all it opened to reveal a masked man.

"Oh! Hey dudette! Glad you could make it!" The skeleton said

"By the way nice costume (y/n)" he complimented.

You were a witch. It was a rather simple thing really, you just put on a black dress and a hat.

"Why thank you my spooky scary skeleton!" You said referring to the song currently blasting through the house.

"Well come in!" He said, practically pulling you in.

You walked into the living room and saw what could only be described as chaos.

Arthur was on a table wearing only a small frilly apron, holding a wand, and singing about his gentlemanly self, while Francis was dancing on another table, completely naked minus the rose covering his most private parts.

Ivan was sitting on the couch in all his vodka covered glory with a great big lump in his jacket.

"Ayaa! Your jacket is huge Vanya!" Which turned out to be a, not so sober, Chinese man that went by the name of Yao.

Meanwhile on the floor Matthew was giggling like a mad man, wearing half a polar bear costume, surrounded by little yellow chicks. His polar bear shirt was soon located wrapped around the dancing Gilbert's waist.

The younger german brother was in a corner being a shirtless vampire trying to flirt with a shirtless werewolf italian twin while in another corner a pirate Antonio was making out with the older werewolf twin, Lovino. 

The quintet of vikings was divided in three groups, Tino was trying to kiss Berwald, but Ber was just too tall, Mathias was trying to kiss Lukas, but Lukas was pushing him away, while Emil was having a rather flirtatious conversation with his dear friend from hong kong, wang. You noted that  most of them either were not wearing shirts or their shirts were open, giving off a lovely view if pectorals. You also noted that you were the only female. But knowing that pretty much all the men present were homosexuals you had no problem with that. Besides they were all complete hotties. So yeah you were in a hellish heaven. Surrounded by gorgeous men but knowing they won't do anything inapropiate. You grabbed a bottle of beer and decided to dance.

*_* timeskipperoo bought to you by shirtless men *3*

You had no idea how but you ended up drunk off your ass, giving a strangely sober Alfred a weird kind of semi-lap-dance-semi-weird-sitting-on-him-or-something-of-the-sort. It wasn't quite a lap dance but it kinda was. And he was ok with it. And he was actually very turned on. And he was really enjoying what you were doing with your sweet lower cheeks. If he was drunk he definetely wouldn't have held himself back this much

*3*AL'S POV *3*

When (y/n) got off me I couldn't figure out if I was relieved or not. She was giving me a kind of sweet sweet torture that I couldn't get enough of. Either way I walked off with my little friend downstairs begging for attention. I went to my room to rub one out, knowing my bro was, ahem, not alone, in the bathroom. When I plopped on the bed and finally unleash my monster, the door opened and there she stood. (y/n). In all her short witch dressed glory.

"Lemme help you with that." She slurred, obviously drunk.

I couldn't say no as she closed the door and walked over.

*3* TIMESKIP OF I'M NOT WRITING THAT YET IT'S TOO EMBARASSING *3*

The next morning you woke u with a killer headache, naked, with an, also naked, snoring Alfred next to you.

"... Oh god..." You said as you realized what must have happened.

Your nakedness next to his was proof enough but if it wasn't the soreness definetely was.

You looked at the sleeping male and found him absolutely adorable. At least you would have if you had not been worrying over wether or not you forced yourself onto him and how you would interact when he woke up. Should you just leave before he wakes up? Yes, yes you should. But look! He cracked an eye open! It's too late now!

'Shit! What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?' You thought restlessly.

"Hey babe." he said, wrapping his arms around you.

"H-H-H-H-H-H-H-Hey Al." you squeaked.

"Oh Jegus you don't remember do you? I'm so sorry!" He said. letting go of you.

"S-S-S-S-Sorry?" You asked. Had you not taken the initiative?

"Yeah. I kinda lost control. I'm sorry I took advantage of you."

"Hey hey hey, Alfie, calm down! It's okay!" I'm sure I wanted whatever you did to me, I actually have been having not very appropriate dreams about you." You confessed, working up the courage from gog knows where.

"Really?" He asked.

"Yeah. It's a shame I don't remember..."

"Well then," He said, trailing off to leave little nips on your neck.

"Why don't I   refresh your memory?" He said rather sensually.

THE END

PSSSH YEAH RIGHT

"Wow zey are at it again!" A certain albino said from the room next to Alfred's said.

"Can it pooh bear. I've got a killer hangover and my ass hurts. Let me sleep." His smaller Canadian lover said.

"Vat is it now? Round six? Seven? Und Ich thought I vas a rabbit!"

"Stick a sock in it Gil. I'm the one who gets it up the ass whenever you're turned on."

"Kesesesesesesesesesese" His weird laugh poured from his lips.

DAS ENDE.

A/N 

I know it's late! SOOOORRRRYYYY!!!! I've been having serious writers block! Plus school shit. did ya know most of my classmates are complete ass wipes? pobly not. Now you do. Either way I've been thinking of starting a creepypasta oneshot collection for a friend of mine. Should I? (After I finish my hetalia oneshots that I've started) I mean I've got a few ideas and an oc that needs serious thinking about. Plus I've got three oneshots that I've started but not finished yet. They are an America, an Austria and a Greece. You tell me whose I should finish first. And if I should do the creepypastas. If I should tell me who I should start with. I think that's all.. BYE FOR NOW MY KITTENS!

KITTAH OUT!

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