Ouran Highschool Host Club Puppies?!

From Riches to Puppies

Third Person:

It was an ordinary day for the Host Club. They went to their classes as usual. Tested their luck with Haruhi and ticking her off during passing time (or in the twins' case, through class and passing time), had lunch and tested their luck with Haruhi there. Went to the rest of their classes and ticked her off during that. Went to Host Club and entertained the girls and ticked her off during that. But the thing that made the day less ordinary was the fact that a women dressed in an all black cape with a hood that covered her eyes in a black and white maid dress came in after club hours.

"Excuse me, miss, but I'm afraid it's closing time." Kyoya had told her, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose studying the newcomer very carefully. "Our schedule is at 3pm to 4:30pm."

"Oh, I'm not here to be entertained by you little boys, I can assure you that, child." She replied in a sickly sweet voice.

"Yes, well, then do you mind me asking why you're here?" Kyoya questions in the nicest way possible, pastering a fake smile on his face. Being refered to as "little boys" irritated him slightly. "What is your business with the Host Club?"

Just before the woman could even answer the twins decided to get involved with Haruhi tailing. "What's going on Kyoya?" They approached them with their hands behind their heads, lazily. They eyed the woman before them then asked, "And who's the creepy old lady?"

The woman's sickly sweet smile faltered at the question as she pushed her cape hood back revealing her pretty features. She was a young face, about in her early twenties, with piercing green eyes and purple curly locks that settled nicely on her shoulders. The twins blinked at her up and down dumbfounded with sweat-drops. "Now...do I look old to you?"

The twins blinked some more before returning to their natural state. "Umm...well, how were we supposed to know? You gave us an impression of an old witch from a princess movie so, can you blame us?" They shrugged. The woman glared at them.

"You know," Hikaru started leaning in to his brother and cupping his hand for only him to hear. "She also struck me for a lost maid, too--"

"I heard that!!" The woman growled animalistic, glaring her seemingly glowing green eyes into them. "Looks can be decieving, child, remember that or you'll never have your facts straight." She says while wiggling her finger in the twins' faces.

The twins nodded and saluted her. "Yes, ma'am!" Kaoru says in a teasing manner.

"Of course, Witch-san!" Hikaru added with just as much teasing and the two laugh.

The woman growled once more. "Does anyone here go by the name of Tamaki Suoh? I wish to speak to with him." She says crossing her arms as her eyes travelled around the Music Room.

"Did someone say my name?" Tamaki's voice rang melodically from a back room.

"Yeah, there's this lady here that wants to speak with you." The twins retorted looking in the direction the blonde's voice.

And with that Tamaki flew into the main room with the rest of the gang. "Renée-san!" He exclaimed shaking her hand quickly. "Sorry for the trouble--you better not have given her a hard time!!" Tamaki apologizes to the purple-head with quick bows then suddenly turning on the Kyoya and the twins with sudden anger then back to serving the lady. This made the twins, Haruhi, Kyoya, AND Renée all sweat-drop. "Would you like to sit down and have some tea?! We can drag the couch back in if you want sit!"