Laughing Jack

Chapter 26

I was looking at the ceremony thing from behind a tree, trying to figure out how to get Jack away from those crazies. Did I really just say crazies when I live with Creepypastas? Wow, I really need to start thinking about this stuff more. The female beneath me stirred. "Oh, I forgot about her." I said to myself. She pushed away from my legs, stood up and brushed herself off. "Do you work out? You're pretty strong for a mortal." She said. "I'm Zero, by the way. I don't think attacking you again would be a good idea, so... Can we just, like, be friends or something? And forget that I ever attacked you?" We stared at each other for a while. "Uh... Sure, I guess... Only if you'll help me get Jack out of here." I heard footsteps rushing at me. I turned around and kicked the person who was running at me in the gut. They fell over and put their hands to their stomach. "BLOODY WHAT THE HELL?! DIDN'T YOU GET THAT SHE WAS TOO STRONG FOR US TO FIGHT BECAUSE, OH, I DON'T KNOW, SHE KNOCKED ME OUT?!" Zero screamed. The Creepypastas at the ceremony turned toward us. "Sorry, guys. Bloody just pissed me off. Go back to... Whatever it is that you're doing." They all shrugged and turned back to Jack. "That hurt... Now I'll never mess with you again, girlie." The guy named Bloody groaned. "Shut up and leave. Or help me and Zero. Whatever. Just... Do something." I snapped at him. He recoiled and got up, joining Zero by her side. "We charge in three...two..." Jeff interrupted me. "We have an uninvited guest here who plans on saving the sacrifice!" He shouted while getting up. Everyone looked at him. He pointed in my direction. "Her name is Rosalynn and she's supposed to be dead. But she NEVER...EVER...DIES..." He said. I could hear the hatred in his voice. "Go and get her. Don't spare her... No, kill her on sight." Everyone got up and looked me straight in the eye. "Let the chase begin."