Planning the pranks was a piece of cake. I know everyone so well, it's like my own family. I mean, the girls and I were already a family, but it's like we adopted the boys in a way.
The first prank was for Skyler. She is always eating Oreos, and always careful not to be an "oreo-ist", a racist of Oreo's, so I couldn't help but prank her with them. I scooped out the flavoring, and replaced it with toothpaste.
Next, was Zayn. His prank was easy to choose as well, because of his vain personality. Since he is always making sure he looks perfect, I put purple Kool-aid in his shower head, so when he took a shower tomorrow, his skin-- Voila!-- purple.
Then, it was Harry's turn. He is always trying to look and smell his best for his little lady, so why not make that just a little harder for him? I removed the deodorant from his deodorant package and replaced it with cream cheese.
Ellie was the next to be pranked. She is very easily scared. In sixth grade, I had to be her body guard at times because Skyler and Sabrina would always run up to her, stealthily so she couldn't see, and scream, "Unagi! Ah, salmon skin roll." Those Friend's nerds... I decided to use her ability to be easily scared to my advantage. I taped a blow horn to the wall next to her door, so that when she opened it, the blaring screech of the blow horn would give her a near heart attack.
For Niall's prank, it obviously would have to do with food. I mean, he's Niall! For him, I took some of the onions we bought that day, and covered it in caramel, and stuck a stick in it so it looked like a caramel apple. Wait till he takes a bite out of that...
Then came Louis' prank. His was a no brainer. Take all of his carrots and throw them away. I mean, easy!
Sabrina was next for prankage. She has always been pretty fearless, so I just decided to do something that was just annoying. I stole her room keys, so that when she got to her room, which was locked, she wouldn't be able to get in. Then I put a pail full of water on the other side of her door so when she opened it, her room would flood.
Finally, was Coco. Actually, both Liam and I decided that we wouldn't prank Coco. I mean, I know she says she's changing, but we don't want to risk anything.
Pranking time.
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3 HOURS LATER
Liam and I are in our room, and we hear the door open, followed by chatter and the clatter of shoe heels.
On cue, Liam and I dive into bed, trying to stay undetected. I hear everyone climbing the stairs, and Sabrina whisper "Let's spy on Willa and Liam!" I hear murmurs of agreement and then the door creaks open. A chorus of "Awww!"'s come from the girls mouths.
I hear Skyler sigh. Yes I know how my friends sigh. That is how much time I spend with these people. In a short conversation, all of them decide to go to bed.
Sabrina and Harold pound on their door, but they can't get in. Haha prank one is now half way complete.
After a short minute of conversation between Sabrina and Harry, Sabrina shouts across the hall, "ELLIE?! LOUIS?! CAN WE STAY WITH YOU TONIGHT?!"
Louis being Louis screams back, "OF COURSE HAZZA BEAR AND SHORT ONE!!"
After the shuffling of feet and the sound of closing doors, everyone seems to fall asleep.
I did to, and dreamed about everyone's reactions to the pranks in the morning.
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I wake up to a very girly scream. I look at Liam and we both immediately realize that Zayn has discovered his prank.
We both share a smile of evil and get out of bed. We both go downstairs, him in his red and black plaid pajama pants and me in my purple onsie with feet.
When Zayn comes downstairs, his skin "Groovy Grape," we gasp and pretend not to know how that could have possibly happened.
"WHO DID THIS TOO MY BEAUTIFUL AN PERFECTLY TANNED SKIN?" he screamed.
It took all that I had not to burst out laughing then and there and keep a straight face.
The leprechaun on my left couldn’t contain his laughter though, so Zayn automatically thought that he was the one who pranked him. If I was him I would have suspected Louis because I mean he’s the master prankster! No one would suspect Liam or I, the innocent ones.
“NIALLER!!! MY SNOWFLAKE!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?” screams Zayn.
“But I didn’t, Zayn!” he pleas.
“Well then why are you laughing?” questions Zayn, wrinkling his purple skin in anger.
“I…. Um…. Oh look! Candy Apples! I didn’t see those last night!” He changes the subject.
I control my urge to smirk when he takes a bite and immediately spits it out, screams, runs to the sink to take a drink of water, and starts crying. (He wasn’t that upset. It was just the onion getting to him.)
“Another prank!” Observes Liam as a bigger crowd starts to form in the kitchen.
“LOUIS?!” scream Niall and Zayn.
“CARROTS!” replies Louis. That boy…
When Louis opened the vegetable section of the refrigerator, he fainted. Well he took that seriously didn’t he.
Harry came down the steps and said, “Alright, who replaced my deodorant- BOO BEAR!!!” When I heard deodorant I knew that he had gotten in his room and so had Sabrina.
“Hazza bear? Is that you?” asked Louis, still a little out of it.
“Speak to me Boo!!! Why did you faint?!” said Harry.
“Mah-Mah-My Car-Caro-ots Merrrr,” he said between sniffles.
“What about them?” asks Ellie.
“G-gon-gone,” he stutters.
“Another prank!” decides Harry.
“So it wasn’t Louis?” inquires Zayn.
“Okay I’m going to record these pranks so we can find out who did it,” says Ellie. Bright ideas I tell you.
She opens her door and the unmistakable sound of an air horn fills the condo, followed by an ear-piercing scream.
Skyler finally finds her way downstairs. She can sleep through anything… Anyhow, she goes straight to the pantry and grabs an Oreo. She bites into it and starts hyperventilating. Oh crap I forgot!
Skyler has anxiety so she is easily scared and will probably be coughing like this for the next hour.
Purple Zayn runs to Skyler’s rescue and takes a bite out of an Oreo. As Ellie walks down the stairs, her hair a mess and her eyes wide, says, “So that’s Skyler, Zayn, Me, Louis, Harry, Sabrina, and Niall.
“Coco did it,” says Sabrina, jumping to conclusions.
“No I didn’t!” she debates, “Remember? I’ve changed!”
At that point I was smiling, and Coco saw it. “WILLA AND LIAM DID IT!” she says as all eyes focus on us.
Liam nervously chuckles and we run into the bathroom to hide.
A herd of teen wolfs (I’m not kidding. That’s how fast they were) attacks the bathroom door and I am literally scared to ever leave.
This should be a long day.
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A/N:
Heyo! So update. A little short, but it’s better than nothing. Plus I have like no time right now because I volunteer Monday-Thursday at my church so updates might be a *little* later than I thought.
And no one got my last song L Am I the only Scriptett on Wattpad?
So new song quote is: “I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby”
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~Mama Dear
