"The cow in the meadow goes moo! Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo! Then the farmer comes out and hits him on the head and that's how we get hamburgers!" This is what pretty much the whole limo ride sounded like. It was started by us girls, but soon enough the guys caught on. Even Pauly-bear was singing with us!
Yes, Pauly-bear is also known as Paul, but everybody I know has a nickname, so I gave him one.
"Here, wear these," he said, handing us each a paper bag. In mine was a pair of neon yellow sunglasses and a purple beanie.
"What are these for?" I question.
"Disguises, der," says Zayn.
I looked at Skyler. "If you don't say it I will," I say.
"But he's my boyfriend!" she exclaims.
"I don't care," I retaliate.
I turn to look at Zayn and say, "Der spelled backwards is red. Red is the color of blood. Blood means you were in the hospital and lost your memories. Therefore, you do not know what these are," I say with a poker face, not giving away how much I was cracking up inside.
He just stands there, frozen, and I smirk to myself.
Before I knew it, we were in front of the mall, and the limo doors opened. I stepped out into the frosty air, and breathed in the cold. Ah cold. I love you. Then, we stepped into the toasty warm mall.
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Well, apparently Park Meadows is not the best place to shop with One Direction.
We were in Forever 21, choosing pretty much everything cute to try on. I had about 75 hangers full if clothes, weighing about 100 pounds.
I stepped in a dressing room to try on my first outfit. It was a pair of blue-green skinny jeans, a white and navy striped blousy shirt, and a jean jacket, complete with a braided leather belt and distressed bronze accessories.
I stepped out of my hermit hole, and saw the boys. All of their jaws were on the floor. "Take a picture, it lasts longer," I say, winking at them.
I giggle as their mouths snapped closed, and I joined them to wait for the other girls.
I plopped down next to Liam, and his arm wrapped around my waist protectively and he whispered in my ear, "Gorgeous." There they were again. Chills.
Coco's head peeked out of her dressing room. She "super model walked" over too us. She was wearing a pastel pink sweater dress, grey tights, a pastel pink flower, and silver and gold bangles.
Ellie came out next. She was wearing a purple butterfly shirt (style, not print), light wash skinny jeans, and a purple chunky bracelet that had, "LOVE" carved into it.
Then, Sabrina appeared on the makeshift runway. She was wearing a sea foam, button-up, collared, nearly see through, blouse with white polka-dots, a white tank top underneath, grey skinny jeans, and gold chain chandelier earrings.
Finally, Skyler displayed her new outfit. She was wearing a white long sleeved shirt, a navy lace skirt, and brown tights. She had a silver, key shaped necklace.
They all joined us. "Are you sure you guys aren't secretly models?" asked Zayn.
"Unless my life is a lie, yes," replied Skyler.
"Well, you must be parking tickets, 'cause you've got fine written all over you!" says Harry.
I mentally facepalm myself, because of Harry's plain stupidness. I mean, I know he's supposedly "the flirt," but that was the worst cheesy pickup line EVER. Not to mention it wasn't used correctly.
